here for a good time not a mechanically efficient time

we need to instill a new storytelling rule of thumb into people called "show don't tweet" where we encourage them to put all pertinent canon information into the actual story and its official supplemental material instead of using reddit AMAs as lore dlcs

Starting my speech at the Omelas city council with a child acknowledgement statement

the most disappointing thing about music is i can’t bite into it like an overripe peach

i listen to music at full volume but i’m chasing the feeling of biting into a peach so ripe that the juice runs down your face but with music but with music but with music

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

tumblr mutual Tell me about this man's personal life

I brought 2 cans of Dr. Pepper to a friend's party and we poured them into a saucepan to make hot Dr. Pepper, but it turned out we didn't like hot Dr. Pepper so we decided to keep it on the burner and reduce it down to Dr. Pepper syrup and then mixed that with soda water to make reconstituted Dr. Pepper, which it turned out we also didn't like

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

you dont truly know how their fur pets. you will never know them like that

furthermore they have no clue you even exist

does anyone know how to draw. has anyone ever drawn anything ever.

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

gloom division……

(no drinks in) who wants me

TIP: DO NOT " E-MAIL " ME

Hey! how make much did you make an hr on your first job and what was the job?

At this rate I fear idkhow3 is the new mcr5