butch bear

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

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Dragon ball heritage post

are you his beautiful wife? you are not his beatiful wife? sad snooting

to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

We forgot about it

I once signed up to participate in a study on how depression affects memory, forgot I was meant to go do it, and when I emailed to apologise to the PhD student running it she basically told me that a) she was very used to this happening and b) the weird irony of her theories’ correctness making it very difficult to arrange proving them had by now gone from infuriating to hysterical

no one has written a book about ships or sailing or the sea. it just isn't possible.

sick and tied and fucking tidying i just want this nightmare to be over

Autocorrect deciding that I am not in fact tired, but "tied", and that I'm not dying, but "tidying". Tumblr saying I'm not a bear, but a "maid-roleplaying and bondaged sub"

Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that

tumblr not using profile pictures or legal names or linked to your job allows you to say things here you could not waterboard out of me in public

I'm using this to say Captain Barnacles is hot

Sorry, did you want to circle back to the … “train tiger from zootropolis”?

I think I missed that sacrament…

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.