butch bear

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng

if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.

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Right.

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

its not inexplicable to me. i could explic it.

fun fact holes in the ground created by bison rolling in mud form important habitats for other creatures, providing shallow ponds for amphibians to lay their eggs

This is why I firmly believe that children with sticks and shovels should be a integral part of any habitat management plan where reintroducing bison and other large herbivores is not feasible

honestly, yeah, absolutely

love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

fuck you

i won

my biggest guess i'll die moment is when i fix a typo but it's too late, people have already reblogged the post and that's the version that takes off

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus