butch bear

Every day I get a little closer to saying fuck it and becoming an apprentice in some at risk heritage craft or profession.

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.

you laugh now, but when my gatorinator is ready, it's all over

Having taken stock of the situation, it's not as bad as I originally thought. It's not like these crocodilians are an urgent problem, much less a representation of my own mortality. There's no ticking clock here.

Posts that have 100k gators to me.

Actually there are only 5 gators in my post, but it is an understandable mistake.

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

This seems counterproductive to your goals, how are you going to get ice cream if there is no earth? Are you an idiot stupid of sorts?

Let's support Black indie animations!

When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing seven times in a row

we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

Yes, it was frequently The Simpsons.

{ID - Grandpa from the Simpsons, talking to a group of kids END ID}

I don’t think there’s anything inherently wrong with relating to characters, “they’re literally me” etc but if that’s the only way you engage with stories you’re kinda missing the whole point of Characters being vehicles through which we can see perspectives outside of our own. and also you’re going to get upset when the Character acts in a way that is not Personally Relatable to You

doubly for shipping. at risk if biting the hand that feeds me, a well written fictional relationship should ideally be more than a didactic template for how to have a nice relationship

You're right but don't say it like that