Catnip and Boredom

*is stressed and sad* *makes a purchase* *is ok for 9 hours maybe*

*~* follow for sad capitalism *~*

he taps

@faytmang @lotsandlotsofbirds

everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit. and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies

I don’t like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.

We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you’re dead wrong.

this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.

New favorite cryptid: locals

Witchcraft

Ok but it’s still witchcraft

Science is beautiful.

Bruh…

That’s some damn good brick placement

Architect: “dude stop being a total shit and finish building – oh, never mind, we cool.”

Everything’s so much better when it’s gay

Anyways everything’s so much better when it’s gay

#wow that’s a really roundabout way of saying you’re a shitty writer - [x]

“as a straight white author i can’t imagine a world that doesn’t revolve around me and diversity is just too hard to write” 

new copypasta

@moonblossom

I love this so much! I think it’s awesome that they evoke the feel of kimono and don’t alter the garment in any permanent way, but they’re so fun and modern at the same time <#

Also, NEVER refer to him as “President …” - just “Trump”. Don’t legitimise his position by giving him respect that he hasn’t earned.

dont even give him that. call him Donald

Make Donald Drumpf again

jan 20th is my b-day so let’s make inauguration day my day! ;) 

“Are you going to watch the inauguration?” “Sorry it’s @daaamian‘s birthday I have to bake them a cake.”

Let’s give @daaamian a great birthday, everyone!

@daaamian have a happy bday!!!!

Let’s just make gifs for @daaamian‘s birthday.

@daaamian would probably make a better President tbh. 

the crows that like to visit my porch stole my flower pot bottom and put it on the neighbors roof