the world's first ethically dubious homosexual

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

even you

Even me

Salt E. Chippz has sent you a friend request

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

eww dude keep your skinny fetish to yourself

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might

The American century of humiliation is goin great 👍

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

i have a theory as to why ive seen so much roadkill lately and it directky connects to WD Gasters role in undertale/deltarune