dr. jekyll and mr. formaldehyde

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

riverdale is crazy because it dares to ask the question what if shelly johnson and billy loomis had a gay serial killer kid. what if molly ringwald and luke perry somehow had a samoan child who was tortured by kelly ripa's husband. what if cody martin (billy loomis's other kid he had with corky from bound) grew up to be a gay alcoholic who wrote thinly veiled roman a clef and also what if there were four of him. what if laura palmer had an insane twin sister and she was ginger and a lesbian. and what if it was all scored by blake neely.

van gogh wasn't appreciated in his time either

Op, I'm sorry, but you sext like a homestuck character

How fucking dare you.

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

i need all the help i can get for finals

I could use some luck