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Labrador retriever for Dogust and August doodles day 13.

#dogust #artwoodelf #labradors #labrador retrievers

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Cosmos

#miscwoodelf

reemillustrated

just me and my little snoopy against the world

woodelf68

#pocket snoopy solidarity #snoopy #a bit more difficult to do with a side seam pocket but it's not like i was going to change pants for a better pocket placement #he is full of love and beans #miscwoodelf

apolladay

Do you find carbonation painful?

Yes, but i like it

Yes, so i avoid it

Mildly

No

Do you find carbonation painful?

Yes, but i like it

Yes, so i avoid it

Mildly

No

Results

Remaining time: 5 days 17 hours

#no #i love it

winwin17

Reblog with the Elven realm (from any point of history) you'd assign the previous user as part of

#valinor

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apolladay

Poll: have you ever heard the phrase "if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down" (meaning: flush the toilet straight away if you did a poo but if you only pissed then leave it), and does the concept gross you out?

Responses:

Heard it before, it's gross

Heard it before, not gross

Not heard it, it's gross

Not heard it, not gross

Results

have you ever heard the phrase "if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down" (meaning: flush the toilet straight away if you did a poo but if you only pissed then leave it), and does the concept gross you out?

Heard it before, it's gross

Heard it before, not gross

Not heard it, it's gross

Not heard it, not gross

Results

Remaining time: 6 days 1 hour

#some people have never had to conserve water and it shows #i used to hear that when i was a little kid #not gross #like obviously you can't let the tp build up and cause a blockage #and if you're dehydrated and have really smelly pee then flush immediately #but otherwise in a home where it's just your family #then skipping every other flush isn't bad

destinationtoast

AO3 creators... have you ever posted something you didn't want associated with your main account?*

Yes - created a separate account

Yes - posted anonymously

Yes - orphaned it after posting

Yes - posted it under a different pseud (but clearly linked to my main)

Yes - Multiple of the above

No - I don't have fanworks I feel that way about

No - I do have fanworks I feel that way about but don't post them at all

I didn't know about these options and am going to go learn a thing

Vanilla extract /answers please

Remaining time: 3 days 11 hours

*Could be something kinky, dark, "weird," off-brand in some way, etc! But I'm not talking about "I split up my different fandoms into different pseuds" or something else where it's purely an organizational preference.

club-medical

Had to share @alethialia’s tags:

#folks need to stop obsessing about how they appear to others #this is treating your ao3 account as some kind of brand which is more of that poisonous commercialization of fandom #that's not what we do here #fandom is supposed to be fun #like who cares? #we can never control how others perceive us #so might as well write and post whatever you want

#no #rumbelle was all about the kink #that was what people wanted to read #very confidence boosting

graybraids

best yard sale find ever:

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my publisher: Good morning! Huh did you advertise for the pre-sale yesterday? Because we launched twelve hours ago and we already made sales!

me: yeah, i posted on tumblr

publisher: .........tumblr?

me: that's where the gays are.

(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western)

wheeloffortune-design

update

publisher: And what is your marketing strategy on... tumblr?

me: idk, i shitpost at 2am?

publisher: .....and it works?

me: depends on what the gays find funny at that point in time.

publisher: Could I have a link to your tumblr?

me: .......absolutely not.

(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western where 50 year old women kiss and murder)

wheeloffortune-design

update!

publisher: I've been looking into tumblr, have you thought of using Blaze to promote your book?

me: NO

publisher: But it seems like an efficient way to get this in front of more eyes-

me: people on tumblr hate Blaze.

publisher: There is no algorithm and you can't pay to promote a post? I don't understand how anyone advertises anything on tumblr.

me: That's the best part. They don't. They can't.

(trying to make him understand that we do not control the attention. We just have to show something shiny and gay enough and if people are interested, they'll reblog.)

(Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a deconstruction of the colonialist cowboy mythos dressed up as a sapphic romance.)

curlicuecal

(I read this book, it is good)

#i have zero interest in sapphic westerns but entertaining posts get a reblog #may you find your audience OP

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Do you recognize this TV theme song? #784

I know this and can name the series

I know this but can't name the series

I might know this

I've never heard this

Remaining time: 6 days 3 hours

#never heard it but i am DANCING to this

horsesarecreatures

Matchy Mares

woodelf68

There's a moment there in the bottom left gift where the one horse is completely behind the other but you can see eight legs going perfectly in synch. Easy to see how the inspiration for Sleipnir might have come about.

apolladay

Steal a body part of mine!

eyes (hazel)

ears (pierced)

breasts (bra size C* ... also scarred)

belly button (innie)

arms (peppered with moles)

lengthy scar on my belly (fell on a bbq when I was a kid)

uterus (please take it!!)

fingers (nails short and unpainted)

toes (quite stubby.. seriously they're like babies toes & the toenails are blue)

legs (one a teensy weensy shorter than the other)

liver (hmm it's probably ok)

my subconscious (what a weird thing to take)

Remaining time: 6 days 5 hours

* sorry if this bra sizing (A, B, C, etc) isn't the way you determine cup size.

#if the eyes have good vision i need those

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bitchfitch

Ok, Have you in real life ever seen a bathroom that had its light switch Outside of the bathroom. Not like one of those fancy giant bathrooms where the toilet is in its own little room, but a normal sized bathroom where you could be in there doing your thing and someone Outside could just turn the light off on you?

This is so normal to me

Yeah but it's weird

Maybe? normal though.

Maybe? weird though.

No but I'm pro this being a thing

no and what the fuck why would that be a thing

Other

Button.

Voting ended on7h

In Real life. not in a videogame or movie because I've Only seen it in videogames and a friend has spotted it in a movie.

#No???#this seems completely senseless

d3athwish

me, mentally flipping through the various daydream universes i’ve crafted up like records in a crate: hmm, which fantasy shall i indulge in tonight?

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