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happy @crablorday friends! ≧〔゜゜〕≦ here’s a whimsical little fic (psttt Crablor wear a little outfit in this one) !!
Maglor decides to explore music in his new form with the help of his father.
Here is a snippet!
“Hand me that,” he said with the sharp snaps of his claws. Maedhros, tuned in now to his new form of language, relayed the message quickly.
“The violin? Oh, please do, yes; children, tune your instruments or mingle! I will return my attention in a moment.” Orym bent down and retrieved the violin and bow the elfing had left, handing it over to Maglor where Maedhros had deposited him on the table. He tapped his claw impatiently on the wood.
Before Maglor it appeared comically large, his head only just reached very top of the bout and he had to push up on his lower claws to glare at Orym–who stood with a worried smile; encouraging but, as most still were around the Feanorians, fearing a rebuttal.
Good, thought Maglor. Fear me and my melodies, for they are older than you are, and better still.
His claw caught the curve of the violin, resting on the strings. Sliding up to twist at the tuning pegs until he thought it tuned to his perfection.
It would be beautiful! So long had he spent in walking and silence that it had given him ages to compose chords that could force Morgoth to dance. Maglor was proud; if Daeron could see him now! A crab but still so talented.
Maglor’s other claw stretched up. Snip-snap.
“He asks for silence,” Maedhros said. “See it done.”
this was meant to be a blurb and then I went crazy raaaaa I had so much fun writing this, I hope it is also a joy to read!! (also had galen tipton playing for extra sea vibes and it really really helped) <3
Feel invited for a small story celebrating #crablor2026 day 🦀🦀🦀
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
"Ocean was calm.
The day was beautiful, warm and filled with sunlight making the shores of Aman look like the inside of the most precious vault. Silvery sand and gems looked very alluring."
I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.
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Which repetitive poll trend annoys/annoyed you the most?
Pick something from my room
Picking song lyrics you don't know (or similar long list of unfamiliar media polls)
Red vs Blue button
Leading question clearly sent in order to win a personal argument
Leading question about discourse that isn't real
"X or Y no nuance"
6+ options that somehow miss the most obvious answer
I hate some of these too much to pick which is the worst
Different one not listed here
Results
Which repetitive poll trend annoys/annoyed you the most?
Pick something from my room
Picking song lyrics you don't know (or similar long list of unfamiliar media)
Red vs Blue button
Leading question clearly sent in order to win a personal argument
Leading question about discourse that isn't real
"X or Y no nuance"
6+ options that somehow miss the most obvious answer
I hate some of these too much to pick which is the worst
One of my cousins volunteered to bring this desk to me from his late mother's house. All four of her children are working on clearing the house out and getting it ready to sell this summer. I was beyond delighted when I was offered this desk. I can remember Grandpa making it for Grandma, and it was probably the thing in their house I was most fond of. He was a very, very oldschool woodworker, but he made some unusual choices for this piece. Darker wood with more pronounced grain used in one place, the front drawers. The base of the desk is painted, while all the other wood is varnished. It all works, though; I know I'm biased but that is one hell of an artistic piece of furniture.
With the lid up
The paintings are random little scenes from the middle ages. Stubborn donkey doesn't want to cross a bridge? Why not, I guess.
Thanks to @boromir-week for hosting this event again! Check out the other works people have made for this event!
If you'd rather read on Ao3, here's the link
Day 1: Brother of Faramir/Childhood/Protector and Teacher
Characters: Boromir, Faramir, Mablung (mentioned)
Content Warnings: None
As the Captain-General of Gondor's army, Boromir was obligated to perform occasional inspections on the various divisions -- comportment, training, supplies, weapons, so on and so forth. It tended to drag on due to the sheer size of the army, but the final inspection never failed to lift his spirits due to the fact that the final division to be inspected were the Rangers of Ithilien.
The sun set as Boromir and his horse trod along the Ithilien Forest, following hidden game trails until they vanished deep into the undergrowth, then continuing deep into the thicket where he had to dismount and lead his horse on foot. They walked for hours like this, following a well-memorized path.
It was not long after the full moon rose that Boromir was ambushed, a piece of soft cloth wrapped over his eyes as he was lifted off the ground and over someone’s shoulder. A great laugh nearly escaped Boromir, though a calloused hand — broader than Faramir’s, so another senior ranger, then. Mablung or Damrod, perhaps? — clapped over Boromir’s mouth and trapped the noise. The group walked in circles for ages, splitting up and regrouping at random, and though Boromir could keep quiet he could not stay still. He gently kicked his legs, waggled his arms, and took joy in annoying whoever was carrying him. An while later, time stretched thin and unreliable through boredom, a waterfall could be heard louder and closer until it almost deafened their footsteps.
“We’ve captured a trespasser, Captain,” the ranger who was carrying Boromir, now revealed as Mablung, spoke gravely. “He’s armed and dangerous.”
Another voice carried on the wind, the familiarity bringing a wide grin on Boromir’s face. “Good, bring him in front of the fire and unbind him.”
The order was quickly obeyed, and Boromir felt a cozy warmth as the blindfold was taken off. He blinked a few times, disoriented by the bright light, but the grin returned to his face as his vision readjusted to reveal Faramir crouched right between himself and the fire. Boromir carefully launched himself at his brother to tackle him to the ground, ignoring the mix of laughing and chuckling at them and at the newer Rangers who were shocked at the display of casual affection from the noble and intimidating Captain-General.
Visiting his brother and the other Rangers was always the best part of Boromir's year, but surprising the rookies always came in a close second.
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regardless of you being queer or not, did your parents ever gave you the "if you turn out to be gay it would be fine" talk, before you ever had the chance to say anything on your own about that?
gen z, yes
gen z, no
millenial, yes
millenial, no
gen x, yes
gen X, no
baby boomer, yes
baby boomer, no
Remaining time: 4 days 14 hours
because it happened to me and im wondering if this was a product of the ongoing cultural change around gay issues. before i ever had the chance to say to my parents "i am this" my mom was already sitting me aside to tell me "if there is anything you want to tell me, i want you to know ill accept you no matter what"
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I was excited to get a takeout menu in the mail from what I assume is a new local restaurant with the sort of name that sounds like a very basic reasonably priced family diner. Then I looked at the prices.
$10 for just plain pancakes. $7 for a grilled cheese sandwich (does not include any sides like fries or cole slaw, that's FIVE DOLLARS extra), $14 for ONE pork chop on the senior menu with choice of ONE side dish (potato, salad or coleslaw), $8 for spaghetti and a small drink off the children's menu, so presumably a small portion, no sides included. Like I know how much every one of those things cost at retail prices, and they are all cheap. At wholesale prices they'd be even cheaper. And they're all simple, easy to cook things. Anyone willing to pay those kinds of prices is crazy.
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