Big fat queer.

kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

not now, kitten. daddy’s a shell of his former self

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

this for real fucking works

Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.

I guess I'm back? I don't know how active I'll be though. Now I gotta relearn this damn app. 😩

scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

Anyway this is how I’m telling people I’m back on tumblr. I waited out the nsfw ban.

interesting fact about me is that I have a great memory but I also have a shit memory

what this means in practice is I can recite any number of simpsons scenes verbatim but I can't remember what I did last week