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@catcalledfoetus
One of the most dangerous things in the world is not being able to say no to people because you don't want to upset them or dissapoint them. This will completely ruin your life in every way possible, at work, in your private life, your sex life and your friendships. It's a way of removing your own consent in your own decisions and go against your wishes, it is always a crime against yourself. Let yourself have a say. Upsetting people is better than traumatizing yourself.
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Reddit makes dumb decision -> I finally decide to check out Tumblr -> meet cool people on the 196 tag and become mutuals -> I discover one of them lives in Aus too -> I fly like 1000km and we fuck and cuddle
Person leaves reddit. Immediately loose virginity. More at 6.
i….i always assumed it was just a weird name
Can they make dildos like that?
i was about to bully you for this comment but then i read your url and i’m just too tired
Yes . They did .
Lucky you .
It’s a boner
hey fuck yourself
no wait
it will find its people
my friends don't play monopoly with me anymore because i invented swaps and used them to technically keep people in the game as long as possible while i effectively owned all their properties
it started out innocently. one of the very few interesting results of the rules of the game is that you need a monopoly to improve properties. but at the beginning of the game, before you really have a sense where things are going, you'll pick up properties at random. so at first, you start solving this with very lucrative exchanges- the final property in your monopoly for the final property in theirs. but this is clunky- what if one property is obviously much better than another? we would solve this by trading more than one, or by having some cash alongside, but eventually i was having a hard time arranging such a trade with one of the other players, and it hit me that we could just trade properties, but swap the rents. so you'd both have a monopoly, but you could keep the same effective rent composition
once you have the idea there are lots of places to take it. it effectively totally decouples portfolios from monopolies- with the suitable agreements (tracked in a notebook, by convention, by the banker) it becomes possible to effectively own individual properties without the rest of their monopolies. this is especially helpful when falling like vultures on a nearly fallen player. rather than allowing them to fall to 0 and get their properties auctioned off, possibly breaking valuable monopolies, they can just conduct the auction while still in the game, except handing out rent rights rather than the properties themselves
but now you often wind up in a situation where a player is still "in the game" but owns effectively 0 properties. this is an undesirable state to be in, but to me a wonderful state for my fellow players to be in, because i love playing the heel. so id do this for it's own sake, paying premiums to buy the rent rights off everyone else to completely monopolize a player. we quickly started trading fractional rent rights (often in exchange for giving up house rights) and i enjoyed trying to get a web of contracts with everyone such that all of someones rent would go to me, but from as many sources as possible. basically just to maximize how difficult it was to figure out that something like 80% of all the rent was going to me. i achieved this once, with 4 rent payments in a row getting split and passed around various ways before eventually winding up entirely in my pocket, before they stopped playing monopoly with me. which, fair
I think no one's ever understood monopoly as well as you before
This actually makes me wish there was a board game about creating new types of possibly fraudulent financial assets while one of the other players tries to regulate every new asset you come up with, wack-a-mole style
we should make this, the financial fraud game I’ve been craving 🤑
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Genghis Khan: "Bring me the bastard who shot me, so I can get the measure of him."
Jebe:
Genghis Khan: "I like the cut of this kid's jib. Set him up with a job."
And then that crazy kid went on to become one of the Khan's greatest generals, and is still described as one of the greatest cavalry generals in history. Good job, Jebe!
Good job, Jebe!
Good job, Jebe!
girlbulge is such a choice look i really wish it was more normalized
No offense to the droves of nsfw blogs reblogging this, but this was actually not meant to be a horny post. Let trans women exist in public spaces in their natural bodies without having to tuck or take other uncomfortable measures. I deserve to be able to wear tight clothes or go to the beach without having to be uncomfortable or in straight up pain from tucking just because some fragile cis people might think it’s some kind of perverted sexual display if there’s any sign of a bulge. So again, girlbulge is a choice look and I really wish it was more normalized and not seen as something inherently sexual, because it’s literally just how our bodies look in certain clothes.
got my first terf shitstain in the notes throwing a tantrum about this which is part of why i think it’s so important to normalize it. people being driven to seething rage at the mere thought of having to see a little bump under someone’s clothing is not fucking healthy! trans people deserve better than to be treated that way! i should be able to safely wear what i want without having to worry that my body is gonna send someone into a complete fucking rage!
Girls with big breasts 🤝 Girls with bulge
Being sexualized for having a body
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my wife is right
my first wondertrade in oras and i got a machamp incredible
all it knows is dig
level 31 and it just knows dig
what am i supposed to do with this
is
is this machamp’s name “homo matsuri”
as in
“homo festival”
yea this is good
Some more interesting information:
“Dig” in Japanese was originally “Ana wo horu,” which translates to “Dig a hole,” with the direct object’s being “Ana,” “a hole” and the verb’s being “horu,” “dig.”
The common writing of “ana,” “穴,” is the same as a colloquial term for the buttocks, “ketsu.”
“Horu,” in addition to it’s more standard definition, is also a slang verb meaning “to have anal sex (between two men).”
Your new Machamp is named “Homo Festival,” and it’s only move is to fuck a man in the ass.
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Do u think the rat guy and mouse lady would try having their own kid? Or are the six she had is enough?
This doesnt answer your question but I think if they did want to try for another litter, going to the rodent OB-gyn would be an experience
So I’m curious
A lot of English writing countries make fun of Comic Sans as a text font
Are there other equivalents for fonts notoriously popular in other languages?
This made me curious, so I went and checked it out
Best I can find is called Digi Kyokasho, and it looks... okay, I guess?
Perceive:
Oh god
I can see it
pack it the fuck up everyone this tweet was made unironically
this post got only 4 notes before i received possibly the best anon of all time
Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot
hey OP i hope you know i get sent this post about once a week with the message, "youcore" and it is as a hot knife inside my soul to know that i will never possess the ingot
my friend liz downloaded some free audio software a few months ago to do something and now every time she joins a call a female voice says “trial. trial.” and liz doesn’t remember the name of the software or know how to stop it and she doesn’t want to
my friend liz had her spotify account hacked and literally didn’t realize for a year until I was talking about my decade in review playlist and she looked at hers and it was all brazilian music and she was like oh this explains why I would go to sleep listening to classical music and wake up and it’s playing trap. and also why there are like 30 playlists on my account that I didn’t make. she just thought spotify was like that
hand to god at some point my friend liz managed to fuck up her install of Portal so bad that it was displaying minecraft textures
like she’s bringing me dead mice
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There's something that I find equal parts hilarious and terrifying.
On one hand it is so funny watching the generation previous to mine (I was born in 84) absolutely say the most unhinged shit online, doxx themselves, and get fired, after spending my entire childhood teaching me online opsec because every stranger was a potential murderer. Social media done rotted their brains.
But on the other I'm seeing kids coming up, seeing them spew all their personals online, and using that to model their unsafe behavior and put themselves at incredible risk because the internet actually got way more dangerous than it was, ironically, when I was coming up being told I had to basically outsmart the fuckin CIA. Now the actual CIA and other bad actors (government, private, and individual) really are out there and these kids are watching fucking meemaw post a photo of the front of her house practically captioned with her fucking SSN and thinking, "yeah, sure, the adults know what's safe."
I gotta be a fuckin millennial about this and beg younger folx to listen to the VCR generation: hide yourself online. Nothing should go there you wouldn't want in the hands of the person who hates you the most.
Be safe, be smart, be a fucking ghost.
💯💯💯
If Batman and Spider-Man switched rogues galleries none of their villains would last more than ten minutes against the new enemy
Batman takes down all of Spider-Man’s villains with ruthless efficiency and preparation
Batman’s villains are all like “TAKE ME SERIOUSLY DAMMIT” and Spider-Man is like “No 😜”
The Joker would have an intense hatred for Spider-Man because Spider-Man is actually funny
That was the exact thought process behind this post
In Gotham:
“Riddle me this-”
“I like knock knock jokes better.”
In New York:
Green Goblin is getting his ass beat by 12 orphans in spandex
