kazooie sounds

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

Is this the among us show shit yall are talking about

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

(ambassador voice) siiigh...i miss my wife, bobby. i miss him a lot. i'll be back. (does the rocket ship shuffle) OHHH THE PHONE SCENE!!!! nooo, bobby, nooo, pick it up...i love that he's so morbid about chloe not giving up on their friendship - he thinks she'd be better off without someone like him, but that's not who chloe is!! i love the parallel profiles of bobby and ambassador, too, with how they both evoke a similar sense of trepidation and weariness.

OHHH, HI STRONGMAN!!! despite his burly appearance, he carries this nervous energy like he's always on guard here. there's such a great disconnect between all three of them. and raz and ambassador!!! such sweetness!! raz showing off the origami bird, and ambassador staring wide-eyed and blushing like it's such a cute moment, and he's doing his best to hang in there. alien style.

SO NICE!!!!! i love how contrasting they are. ambassador looking so confident, gazing skyward and proud, while strongman has a sense of slyness to him that bobby has in his childhood. strongman's big ol' chompers are so cute, too, and i love that he still has his old shirt!! and i adore that strongman BLAAAH in the corner because he reminds me of that bubble tadc when he did the same thing lol

WHAAAT THEY ARE SO CUTES!!!! it's like the parts in the fic where ambassador would regale people with his alien stories!!!! i just know he's psyched having a captivated audience!!

GAZES AT YOU WITH MY BIG WET PEEPERS!! pretty please with sugar on top let me ensnare you in my horror movie?? please let me take you for a haunted house ride through my mind, and lock you in there forever???? as a treat??????? strongman is drawn so sweetly here. i love her punk design with the spiked armband and belts!! i love raz being able to differentiate ambassador from bobby with the glasses like raz knows them so well!! strongman carrying ambassador on the shoulder is great, too, just lift up that alien!!

LOVELY, LOVELY!! the colors are such a treat to examine. she looks so much more confident!! i really love her accessories like the spiked armband and boobs one, too, lol. she's thriving!! she's going to the club (in bobby's mind - there might not be a club now, but she will ensure there is a club. somewhere. bobby has a song stuck around the brain?? that's strongman, and she's not sorry.)

SUPER CUTE!!! I’m imagining bobby posting ambassador to campster in that little corner. that is his awesome aliensona who has destroyed planets and taken names!! AND he’s so badass and awesome and he has a BIG AX for slashing!!! ambassador has this magical girl anime energy, and I LOVE IT!! (and thank you both!! it’s always such a treat for me to seeeeee!!!)

I SEE THE VISION!!! i think it ties back to how bobby and lili used to be friends as kids, so strongman would prefer her. strongman looks so cute behind lili, and the beach outfits for them both is adorable!! strongman's ready for some fun in the sun!! AND AMBASSADOR!!! he cannot say that to strongman when he's five seconds away from bringing raz to a space restaurant. lili and raz can be in their field of vision, and they'll just SWOOP over to them!! the comic is just so CUTE!! SUCH SWEETNESS...TRULY :>

Aaaa realizing i forgot to ask, would you mind if i dmed you to ask some writing stuff about an au ive been working on?? Just trying to plot out stuff, and some advice would be nice :)

of course! i have some long days at work this week, so iI’ll be around mostly in the evening. i’d love to hear about it!