The Netch Slayer

Dooku is that person who when asked his “body count” gives his kill count and it’s astronomically high. Someone out there thinks he’s a massive slut.

not saying this is what that last person was implying at all, but there have been real times where people have acted like being bored to tears by domestic fluff means i dont understand the hypothetical appeal of that happening in real life. and sometimes i just get so blindsided by other peoples understanding of what fiction is even, like, for, categorically. because wish fulfillment/aspiration is so low down on the list of what makes a work hit for me. in many many instances my enjoyment of a piece of fiction goes up directly in proportion with how much i would never in a million years want to directly experience anything happening there.

i do love that maia nyancrimew was into mcyt for a bit because what do you mean it witnessed pangkeys petplay bullshit on the f.ulham stream and called them gay for it. we live in such a timeline.

shoots you with my cupid arrow but you lowkey die

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

Doctor Who

pangi saying that having a yaoi addiction makes you gay and it happens to the best of us, and i said im sure.