Alyssa

[trying to make you mad] well my breasts aren't even that big

USER WAS MILKED FOR THIS POST

"This is my oc! He-" are there not too many men already? you felt the need to come up with an entirely new one? i think you can do better

#sfw dullahan activity

I was put on God's green earth for one purpose and one purpose only and by Her Grace I will make half elves until the moment I drop dead hilt deep in my most versatile companion

how do i have sex with my sister?

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

moment of silence for my girl sheoldred wouldnt wish that on my worst enemy

wizards of the coast is really innovating if you're into apocalyptically incestuous cultural sludge, digested and regurgitated to only barest recognisability for viable producteering

finally, product for people who enjoy a recognisable trace of a bit of ghibli key animation to convey the idea of studying to non-intrusive homogenous music passively

that's not a touching depiction of grief and trauma that's just suicideslop.

you can get me to do anything and go anywhere by saying its girls night. the girls night ritual activates a sleeper agent in me. but if i see even one dude tagging along with us i will refuse every summons

rules for girls night -no dudes -you have to be a girl for the duration of the night no matter what your gender normally is if you want to tag along -anyone caught trying to cheat the system will be forcibly feminized

it's right and you should do that

you are beyond saving. you are cruel and bad.

gently grabs your wing and holds it out the side showing it off while gripping you firmly enough that you can't get away. hey everyone look how pretty its feathers are! don't you love the shades of red and yellow on the spots on its wings?

people dont realize how grim the actual statistics are, by the time they're calling "GUARDS", 94% of princesses wind up in some kind of panel 2 scenario

The look of annoyance and utter disdain at the human exposing their wing pit.

UNHAND ME FEATHERLESS BIPED

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

you can't boil me it's july 17th

it's july 17th again you can't boil me

The Birthday Paradox suggests that any group of 57 random people has a 99% likelihood of containing at least two members with a shared birthday. However, this doesn't account for how much rarer leap day birthdays are. You'll find that for each additional group member born on February 29th, the chances of any members sharing a birthday decrease dramatically, eventually reaching 0% if all members were born on that day.