okay since I recently found out that me and literally 5 other kids in my choir had a phase where we made serious plans to run away and become a 9th penitent - is this an 8th House thing or are teens just like that
Have you ever thought of running a way to a life of silent devotion on the Ninth?
8th, considered going full heretic
8th, no wtf
not 8th, considered going full heretic
not 8th, I have no idea what you're talking about
I'm bones / marrow extract / nuance in the tags
Voting ended onMar 4, 2025
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BONE CULTISTS? ON MY HELLSITE?
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It's more likely than you think.
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i was dropping off the kids at the cohort seminar and the 2nd house recruiter saw my wheelchair and asked if I was a veteran ... like aye cap they gave me ms in the war
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she asked me what front i served at and I said "the big one". she gasped
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WHEN I CAME BACK TO FETCH THE SQUIRTS SHE HAD A VETERAN'S DISCOUNT STAMP READY FOR ME there were tears in her eyes i swear
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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs
Because the cow has the udder.
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username checks out man you fell off. tf does that even mean
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fuck off back to deaddit. john has been trying to get an ARG off the ground for so long, let him cook. That ancient colour of the sky post was a banger
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TIL that weird baby blue sky post came from the bad jokes guy
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feeling so aenemic today...
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it's the year of our lord 10000, can we leave consumptioncore in the fucking dust where it belongs?! It's not cute, you're not giving Duchess of Rhodes, you're giving none of my friends want to spend time outside with me
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some sad news for y'all today. once again two of my shinglers, "pounded in the butt by the realisation that none of us will live to see a time of peace" and its sequel, "pounded in the butt by the realisation that the previous realisation must have occurred to dozens of my ancenstors and still we fight on", have been placed on the eighth house index of heresies. OH WELL! i will continue to write as long as there is one person waiting to read, and that person is ME!
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aw shucks that sucks! at least your works are in good company among other works of art on the index (or so i hear)
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dude we can all look up the index. "saint of seduction" "cavaliers off the leash" "pounded in the butt by a chainsmoking saint that remains otherwise unspecified and could belong to any fictional religion"
is that the good company you're speaking off? or are you just sad you can't jerk it to pervert porn anymore
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Nice try. Among erotic works, several priceless artifacts with immense cultural and scientific value have been indexed by the Eighth. E.g. the collected letters of General Duodecim to his spouses in the year of 3097, being one of the only firsthand accounts of the establishment of the first shepherd worlds. That's so long ago they still called them colonies! It's from before the divine edict of 4001!
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general duodecim was a weirdo who wrote self insert fanfic about himself getting his guts rearranged by the saint of duty TO HIS SPOUSES
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Psychometrists from the Sixth have affirmed the authenticity of the texts again and again. The Saint of Duty fucks nasty and raw, die mad about it <3
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I'm sad I can't jerk it to pervert porn anymore :(
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the good news: they're letting me go out tonight!
the bad news: it's for my great-uncle's funeral.
the secret good news: I met him twice and those were two times too many. Odious man!
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worse news: they've sat me next to Captain Deuteros I hate it here
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looooord undying she's talking about the weather. Nice yellow we're having tonight! Lemon, with a hint of cadmium - or is it cadmium with a hint of lemon?
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her shuttle journey was uneventful, if you were wondering. heaven forbid she experience two consecutive seconds of excitement.
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she saw me using necrumblr under the table and tutted at me. L-O-L!
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Maybe I should faint. I haven't fainted in ages!
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IMPORTANT UPDATE. The Crown Princess of Ida struck up a conversation with her from across the table and the captain dropped a dumpling into her lap.
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it's been five minutes. the Princess is still talking to her and the window in which she could have picked the dumpling up with minimal embarrassment has passed ages ago.
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dumplingwatch: it's still there. waiting. cooling. soaking through her trousers.
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RIP DUMPLING! The Princess is giving a speech and the captain kicked it under the table. She thinks nobody noticed
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WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER AGAIN I NEED THE CANCER TO GET ITS SHIT TOGETHER RIGHT NOW
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I went—not overseas, but by public transport—to Corpus to hear Tamsyn Muir speak.
The bad news: Alecto is not finished. It will hopefully come out "soon" and will likely be fast tracked with few ARCs when it's finished.
The news you may take differently depending on your preferences: It is not being split.
The good news: It is not all written in Ye Olde Alecto speak (it sounds like Harrow's POV will be fairly major, but there will apparently be several narrators).
A slightly random selection of things I frantically scribbled down:
The protagonists of TLT would make an "absolutely shit" D&D party ("Palamedes and Camilla would be fine")
We could have had horse plinko and begone thot, but for the anti-meme ministrations of her editor. She would love an edition that puts all of the memes back in.
On Catholic imagery and lesbianism: "you ain't seen nothing yet"
"Harrow is now a believer without a church"
She said that while John and Alecto's relationship is not meant to be a 1:1 analogue to Humbert Humbert and Lolita, there is the idea of a man fashioning (something he thinks is) a girl into a perfect partner (the question of whether that is a sexual partner apparently may be relevant to ATN)
She does not have a favourite House and would just be a regular person in the world of TLT (though she would last about 0.5 seconds)
The tension between the Houses' ostensible gender equality and the misogyny that still persists is apparently also relevant to ATN. "John has set out to make a society on values he holds dear and cherishes and in some ways he has done really well... And in some way he has fucked it up beyond comprehension" (Maybe not an exact quote. My auditory processing is questionable.)
The backstory in NTN was planned right from the beginning
Lyctors "are not truly human any more. They've crystallised themselves" and "They have lost themselves and the only thing they've been able to hold on to is what other people make of them". She said she would have liked to make the Lyctors more alien but had to balance that with them being relatable narratively.
She is dying to read TLT fanfiction once she finishes the series.
I think one of Gideon's funniest moments is when she learns that Pal and Dulcie have a Thing and she's so distraught about it because she feels like a complete homewrecker. Like she just made one of her first ever friends, this weird little man whom she diagnosed as Bitchless upon first sight, and then she learns he actually does have A Single Bitch but it's the woman she's been flirting with nonstop since she got there. So naturally her reaction is to start mourning for him because literally, how was her new bestie The Most Bitchless Man Alive ever supposed to compete with her
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and i do think that mercymorn rly is tazmuir's character work at its finest... literally the perfect woman who is an absolute raw nerve and is both unwilling to and incapable of making herself likable. she also is recklessly suicidal and has subsisted solely on spite and the idea that one day she might be able to get revenge for something that happened a hundred lifetimes ago. her father is her husband is her god and she is forever condemned to be the bitch wife AND she is in a diabolical situationship with her brother who used to be a regular coworker. cold and virginal but fucks. unfathomably old but looks no older than ianthe. forced to eat a nun. forced to play big sister to another nun. i love you alive girlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
we simply do not talk enough about gideon and palamedes' friendship. him and harrow friends of all time i agree and yes of course camilla and gideon that's gay woman solildarity BUT we must not forget palamedes is the first person gideon ever tells about her deepest darkest secret .. and he immediately assuages her guilt in terms easy for her to understand. and then they hold hands about it and quietly decide to go accuse the woman they're both hot for of murder. and they're friends. it makes me crazy
Nona the Ninth says important things like "even in the cruelest most broken world love can still matter" and "righteous fury is still fury and can be so destructive" and "mass suicide cancelled I forgot there was a dog"
After giving it a lot of thought, and much soul-searching, I have decided that the only correct course of action is to kill everyone at this potluck with my enchanted cursed greatsword
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I feel like at this point when Alecto is announced I won’t even need to check the tags or anything to figure it out, I’ll just feel it in the ground. Like a dog sensing an earthquake.
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Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life
