God's fingers and gestures are a bit busy atm

you're going to make me attack one of them????

mean. but ok.

Aro: G1deon. i just think he's neat. i'm discovering that "aro" is kind the highest "i just think they're neat" honor i can bestow. makes the wake situation that much weirder and more interesting.

Crack: Nona. because i cannot attack him are you insane??

look man you've really got me by the balls here but

Aro: Wake. mainly by process of elimination but idk could be fun.

Crack: John. creating your ideal of a perfect woman heavily based on the "perfect woman" girlchildren are meant to idolize all by yourself gongeous?

Aro: Coronabeth. could genuinely add a fascinating dimension to her character and relationships considering how desperate for attention, validation, and (according to nona) tenderness corona is. that line about how "i think you want [camilla] to look at you the way she looks at me" is so sweet and sad it actually makes me really like an aro reading of corona's character. i want an 8k character study on my desk by 9 AM tomorrow.

Crack: Ianthe. he'd be a hot tboy we all know this.

oh god

Aro: The Angel. love a woman who's happy with her students and her dog and her possibly-sinister, possibly-world-saving job.

Crack: Colum. honestly it might fix her.

Aro: Mercymorn. because i think it would add an interesting dimension to a lot of her relationships if she's completely uninterested in that type of love/validation

Crack: Augustine. mainly by process of elimination and also i think she could have a very entertaining crisis about it.