God's fingers and gestures are a bit busy atm

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

they hate me for my patented long sword pap smear technique. i just wanna look around in there man

my girlfriend won’t let me longsword pap smear her 😔

LET ME SMEAR YOUR PAP 🗡️

while you were studying the blade i was studying the pap smear blade

youre scaring me....

come closer 🙂🗡️