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Women in STEM
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"I'm lying to you but this sentence is technically the truth without context" is such a good trope. Like yes the way that I am spinning these words forms a lie but if you squint I'm actually not lying.
at the beginning of the quarter this barbie doll showed up in my design prof’s classroom and he doesn’t know where it came from but one of his other classes crucified it(????) and when it somehow disappeared a week or so later people apparently lost their minds

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Mercy could have stopped harrow’s heart with a tap on the shoulder. Instead she’s all “I wanted to be nice, so I dulled some pain receptors stabbed her in the back and left her to bleed out and get eaten alive.” Wtf Mercy. That is not nice.
Some Camilla-moments I found on my Nona-reread that made me want to eat glass…
i had a vision (w/refs ⏬)
vintage Barbie funeral vignette
some anastasia the first for your tl today. i have always thought anastasia's was the first tongue to be sewn and her jaw-only facepaint is why the ninth house skull is jawless. anyway can't wait for alecto the ninth to release and prove me wildly incorrect

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peeking through the blinds at varun the eater. my good friend varun the eater
gideon nav is a stronger dyke than me because if my kneecap was as fucked as hers was in gtn act v i would simply sit down. forget the ancient lyctor who needs to be defeated. sorry guys but you see i have a strict policy about all my bones being in their rightful places before i start completing tasks. you get it.
For a supposedly gender-neutral society, it's fascinating how the only mortal woman over the age of 30 that we meet at Canaan House is persistently framed by other characters' expectations of domesticity, despite being one of the most powerful people in the system and famous for her professional achievements.
Gideon describes Abigail's confident and unsettling demeanor, before adding "but she was wearing an apron and it was hard to feel intimidated by her."
Later, Cytherea asks her about children, and Abigail has to "bracingly" steer the conversation back to her work, and the manuscript which she has been "married to longer than I have to Magnus". When later confronted about murdering her, Cytherea dismisses that work as a "hobby".
It's not until Harrow the Ninth that Harrow - a narrator who spends much of the story being unwillingly bracketed into the Mithraeum's horrors of familial domesticity - offers a perspective on Abigail that doesn't focalise her primarily as a cook, wife, barren hegemonic foster mother, or unwholesome hobbyist.
don’t bring a knife to a gun fight. unless of course you are summoning the ghost of a legendary swordsman who can deflect bullets with his blade and help exorcise the gunwoman from your river bubble. then it is appropriate
Cruxposting Through the Alectopause
Crux is the OG Griddlehark hater. Let me explain.
Crux is in the unique position of being both the Ninth's marshal - who provides security for officials and oversees prisoners - and its seneschal - a steward who manages the estate and its servants. So while Aiglamene, Captain of the Guard, protects the Ninth from threats without, Crux's role is to protect the Ninth from threats within, and to manage its property, prisoners, and assorted underlings.
Most of the Ninth just avoids and neglects lil' Gideon, which she perceives as disgust and later realizes is actually terror at her uncanny survival. Crux, on the other hand, relentlessly torments her and is implied to have tried to kill her directly. Gideon believes this is all on orders from Harrow, but she later learns that Crux is likely just doing on his own whatever the fuck he thinks is best for the Ninth. And what Harrow's parents taught Crux, before they rested in piss, is that you maintain the Ninth's bloodline at all costs. Crux interprets this charge as protecting Harrow, which is in line with his role as security for the Ninth's officials and estate. But Harrow, I think, will eventually interpret this singular goal much the same way her parents did. You maintain the Ninth's bloodline at all costs. Not the Ninth's current blood, its bloodline.

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I feel like it does need to be considered, if we're opening the "powder offhand" question again, that the offhand is a weapon primarily intended for sport, not for warfare. There doesn't seem to be a formal list of admissible options but it does have to be functional in a formal duel, in which necromancers are definitely not allowed to participate.
This is also why I don't think it's some sort of pocket sand/flashbang situation. That's not the kind of weapon you'd use in a sport duel.
true, true. and in the same theme, it's not very sporting to just. fucking shoot your opponent, either. which leaves us with nothing but confused. I love this question.
ah, but consider: babs as the swordsman in this scene, and gideon as indy.
What If The Off-Hand Powder Is, In Fact, Cocaine.