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saw you laying on our couch on your stomach kicking your feet cutely before posting this
I was literally sitting like this with my guns
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the gay thoughts are back
saw you laying on our couch on your stomach kicking your feet cutely before posting this
I was literally sitting like this with my guns

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some collected document titles from my revision for the end of semester exam 👍👍👍👍👍👍
[IMAGE ID: three screenshots of scrivner document titles. the first is 'henry oak voice rocks rock'; the second is 'stupid evil badly organised first module'; the third is 'okay [voice of a guy who is very scared]'. /END ID]
by the way it's fine to like sexual content just for the sake of it. "we can't ban porn because other stuff will get banned" "sometimes nude art has value" "the government will classify queer people as sexual" this is all true but it's okay to just like porn. its okay to not want porn to be banned because you like it.
oooouuuggghhhh
“knowing how to write effective AI prompts will be a valuable skill in the future” and what if I skip all that and write the email myself in under 30 seconds drawing from my very own biological database of language and rhetoric (my brain)?

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Yeah you guys can send me yourgrocery lists I’d love that
"that’s not actually Crown’s boyfriend, Nona, it’s her sister, but I don’t think anyone could blame you for getting confused" is a wild line and it's describes their whole t h i n g with terrifying accuracy but the best part is how everything becomes even worse after
Any sci-fi media: the spaceship is a character
Me: OMG THE SPACESHIP IS A CHARACTER
i love how this is one of the rare shots where grace is at peace, and it's because he's accepted that he's going home to rocky :3
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KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
the Beatles would exist in star wars but they'd be actual beetles. they'd look like the real Beatles but w like insect antenna and they'd be part of an alien species who are all musicians. they'd all have star warsed versions of their names except for Ringo bcos Ringo Starr is already a star wars name.
Crèche duty time~

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eye of the beholder is finished!
In November of 2024 I started writing eye of the beholder, a fanfic based off the video game Jedi Survivor that picks up at the end of the game, where all the canon events still happen, but for one added detail, which of course, changes everything.
There's lightsaber combat, family dynamics, Force fuckery, tons of elemental Force metaphors, a smidgen of body horror, and smut. It requires you to have played the game to completion and to be open to a relationship between Cal Kestis and Bode Akuna. There's a fair bit of romance in it, if I do say so myself.
Spoiler for those of you who haven't played the game: But Jen, you say, isn't Bode dead at the end of the game? Why yes, that's true. That's part of the story. (I promise there are no zombies, though.)
I started posting this in April of 2025, so it's only taken a year to complete, lol. I made friends promise to nag me to work on it, which helped! It's officially the longest thing I've finished, and it has a happy ending, which is, to me, the best way to end things.
Here's hoping you like it too.
(art via the incredibly talented @snoozyfruit who has braved the trenches of the UUU camera mod for us.)
eye of the beholder (84350 words) by etoiline Chapters: 13/13 Fandom: Star Wars: Jedi: Fallen Order Series (Video Games) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Bode Akuna/Cal Kestis, Cal Kestis & Merrin the Nightsister, Kata Akuna & Cal Kestis Characters: Cal Kestis, Bode Akuna, Merrin the Nightsister (Star Wars), Kata Akuna, Greez Dritus Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon-Typical Violence, Canonical Character Death, That's Not How The Force Works (Star Wars), Unusual Force Powers (Star Wars), Body Horror, (sharing an eye with the person you killed), BodeCalBingo, Grief/Mourning, Angst, Psychometry | Force Echo (Star Wars), some ideas lifted from anime that the author doesn't watch, dreaming someone else's dreams, making out with a ghost, SpyScrapper, Dream Sex, Ritual Sex Summary: During the final fight with Bode, Cal loses an eye to Bode's lightsaber before Cal can bring him down. But what if there was a way to replace Cal's eye with Bode's? What if Cal has to live with a constant source of echoes always within him?
80s misogyny saved the Star Wars galaxy because Darth Vader wasted all his time and effort trying to convince his starry-eyed gayboy empath son to become an evil space fascist when if anyone had any point asked his daughter “hey do you ever just want to KILL these people” she would’ve been shooing lightning out of her hands to prove a point in like 10 minutes
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