this.

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.

He didn't want to talk to you.

He just doesn’t do much about his administrative duties

But he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

queer discourse final boss

they literally brought up the idea of buck being in love with eddie. with his sister and his ex boyfriend. so buck could issue the world’s least convincing denial. twice. jesus christ.

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

Sometimes having an OC is like "this character is an outlet for my insecurity and trauma" and sometimes it's like "this character is an outlet for my love of vampires :)". Sometimes it's both

Sometimes you think it's "this character is an outlet for my love and nothing more :)" and then you look it over later like "shit. product of the deepest depths of my soul again"

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.