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do you think cookies who were baked by the witches directly make fun of other cookies who werent like ewwww you came from sex???? thats so weirddddd

hero voice You have parents? Um. Not that there’s anything wrong with that 👍 love is love

The most tragic thing about Nova is the fact that there are timelines where not only does Croissant become blonde. But they also become blue-eyed.

croissant is like “if i fuck up one (1) time everybody is going to hate me forever” and then she does fuck up and nobody hates her forever about it and she’s like “okay well but surely THIS time everybody is going to hate m

there is something i find deeply sad about the sheer whiplash of going from croissant’s relationship chart to timekeeper’s. sweet young woman, selfless workaholic, brilliantly talented prodigy beloved by everyone she meets who eventually snaps under the pressure of literally everything at stake on her shoulders and no longer cares about being a palatable or likeable or morally decent person. but at least they’re☝️ also unhappy.

we need a shinigami eyes for anti blackness, but that'd make white ppl shit themselves in anger and be our problem once again

once again in my thoughts... black people deserve to know who in their "community" is safe..

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

cool and awesome people are supposedly calling me “my friend”