Feeling a bit... bitey

wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar

just realised that if jin guangyao had in fact let lan xichen stay and die with him then all 3 of those assholes wouldve been in the torture coffin together. imagine being nie mingjue trying to enact 100 years of vengeance upon the lying bastard who murdered you but your mutual boyfriend the conflict mediation pervert is sitting there like "guys stop cant we all just talk about our feelings :("

No Exit (From The Coffin)

I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes

When u hear your friend john talking shit about someone but you’re in church so you tell him to tone it down:

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

All dead… all rotten. Elves and men and orcses. A great battle, long ago. The Dead Marshes… yes, that is their name

no piece of supernatural commentary will ever be as impactful as ‘what happened to all the pussy on supernatural’

plutonic lesbian friends (that do nothing for me)