"you're a tender soul, friend"

they’re burning me onto a CD tomorrow

Ok u know that like. Period drama shirt. The white shirt men are always wearing in period dramas. The Colin Firth jumps into a lake shirt. Are you visualising this in your mind? Ok now imagine: a butch wearing the shirt. And she has tasteful cleavage. Do you see my vision.

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

happy 10 year anniversary to the puppet master that cursed my dick

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

heartwarming: they’re letting people whose first day on earth is today get on the freeway and drive a car ❤️

toys before bed, no more dread. bed without toys, youll lose all the joys