"you're a tender soul, friend"

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

my dead wife. the ad free internet

she took my weewee in the divorce

the meth lab is closed forever because jesse threw up

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

what’s sad is that the first person to fry an ant with a magnifying glass was probably just trying to look

Unfortunately, this is actually good advice.

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

penis or something

i heard being friends forever is the new trend