mi ciudad

for all my foot guys i used this foot peel thing and my feet are moulting is so gross but i am doing it for you (:

An old lady called me "sir." Like what do you mean??? I'm but a very worn down 35-year-old child!

just blocked someone for not liking purple. do not fuck with me

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

i have this one new mustachioed faggoty neighbour that is not on grindr and he's so cute his got the nicest tight little ass i just wanna wreck him on the elevator

they are talking about me i just know it

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.org is short for dot orgy

normalize just putting your message in the subject line i don’t want to read that email

i can’t believe this city allowed me to build its subways bc i did not go to school for this and i named a station “Snoopy”