mi ciudad

my house is on Pretty Girl Ave

Next to himbo junction?

what did you call me you little shit

aren’t you going to sext me goodnight?

lets call in sick tomorrow and go to the natural history museum

put me in ur discord server so i can feel bad about never talking in there

this world is so funny

but I’m done laughing

my cat when shes been wiggling all silly and happy while i pet her and then bites the shit out of me and leaves

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

it goes without saying that the united states of america must be destroyed

Hope you get your pits licked and your ass ate today king 👑

what about me do i get my pits licked and ass ate too?