mi ciudad

stop trying to sell me surf shark vpn

i went to minimize outlook and accidentally hit the toggle for “try new outlook” and shit started happening and im like ABORT ABORT ABORT

i was building a new subway line in london and subway builder is like would you like to demolish this buiding for 300mil and the building was the british museum and i said yes

omg i hate this app so much let me touch my own tits

they are like nick—not me another nick —nick you can’t do the same joke by just jumbling up the words and nick is like you’re talking about me i just know it you’re talking about me

more likely than not i’m asleep

rly love when my mutuals have new profile pics like hello you’re gorgeous

my tits feel bigger in this top idk

lemme put on my socks and pullover and i’ll be ready

i've done the math you're a homoseggual

i like that every five or so years they are like lets go back to dinosaur island

i’m making a pot of coffee would anybody like coffee