Tantrum Hole

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

this was tumblr in 2013

This is tumblr in 2026

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Yeehaw yall. Gracie is on the run.

What's sending me is the "described as having rounded ears", as if to distinguish her from other stray giraffes that concerned neighbours might encounter.

I mean given Texas apparently has no exotic animal regulation the fact you might encounter another stray giraffe is low, but not zero.

can you lez the fuck in

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe

bro. take shelter in my arms

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans