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cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

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floofybitch

man. tumblr ads are something else

acakewalkofcrocodiles

I’m at the P.IG combo HOG TRAP

floofybitch

man. tumblr ads are something else

acakewalkofcrocodiles

I’m at the P.IG combo HOG TRAP

xanadontit

Theme of tonight’s HOTD:

blxnc

there’s this term i coined in my friendgroup i call “the charizard effect” and it can apply to anything and everything, but it was born from me explaining my feelings about the pokemon charizard. the term is basically about how overexposure to something be it by corporate shilling or fandom prominence drives me away from really enjoying something bc i’m exposed to it so much against my will i become tired of it. it came to me bc i was ranting about how tpci does not, and cannot stop reinventing charizard, and how it is popular and obtusely included in almost every region, merch, etc in every way possible and it’s highly commodified.

i dont dislike the pokemon charizard, in fact i really like its X form, but i am exposed to so much charizard in my pokemon consumption that i cant be bothered to care for it in any more than in passing. this applies to a bunch of other stuff i’d otherwise be ok with, but i always just call this aversion phenomena “the charizard effect”

blxnc

making this term has done numbers for me being able to concisely express how i feel abt something. like. its not charizard’s fault i feel this way, im sure i’d feel normal abt it if it was stripped of all this over commodification, but i cannot. hence the name

acakewalkofcrocodiles

I feel this way about Frida Kahlo

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

mighty-meerkat

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

moonlitstargazer

a new bombshell has entered the villa

#hotd

regal-bones

Holy ground

regal-bones

guys I went back to recreate this and. It’s gone.

Pour one out for butt dyke house

yms1

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

noah-wyles

acakewalkofcrocodiles

My bf said he thinking about having a Neil the Seal summer

acakewalkofcrocodiles

Finally got a brief description

“I take a nap when I want, where I want, on whatever I want. Possibly naked. I am protected by the department of fish and wildlife.”

#Neil the Seal Summer y’all

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acegender

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

#uncle grandma

My bf said he thinking about having a Neil the Seal summer

anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

ohholydyke

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

amorphousgenderlesscryptid

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

acakewalkofcrocodiles

a tale as old as time

eroscestlavie

this video...every time i think no way. he doesn't have enough time. phil please, you're killing me. and then he makes it

acakewalkofcrocodiles

I hate it when the one place has the one thing that no one else has so they can just be janky as fuck because they know they’re the only game in town.

This is the printmaking studio that drove me into the arms of community college because I was tired of their clownery and god fucking damn it they’re about to do it again. I’ve called the studio head THREE TIMES and emailed to set up a tour and membership. This is exactly what happened last time!

My final email will just be this

acakewalkofcrocodiles

Okay got the studio tour. It’s gonna be workable 🫤 gotta keep my eye on the prize (rare equipment) and just bring a bunch of my own supplies. However! I got the tour with another woman who was joining and whooooo boy we’ve got a chatterer! Have you ever had the experience where someone is only asking questions so they can counter by talking about themselves? This tour should have taken 30 minutes max but here we are, getting into feature length movie territory and I know all about the places she’s lived, her husband’s medical history, her kids, deep descriptions of her projects and AND AND she has a press at home! An exceptionally nice press! Like the Cadillac of presses! A beast! And she's not doing anything with chemicals, nothing toxic, she's here for the

✨community💫

There's no wrong way to approach making stuff but this sort of vibe is exactly why I was forced to shoplift from Joann's because goddamn it you are holding the cashier hostage and I've got shit to do

#hi i'm a bitch #if I had that press there would be signs #signs of my absence from social obligations

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