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My bf said he thinking about having a Neil the Seal summer

Finally got a brief description

“I take a nap when I want, where I want, on whatever I want. Possibly naked. I am protected by the department of fish and wildlife.”

#Neil the Seal Summer y’all

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acegender

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

#uncle grandma

My bf said he thinking about having a Neil the Seal summer

anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

ohholydyke

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

amorphousgenderlesscryptid

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

acakewalkofcrocodiles

a tale as old as time

eroscestlavie

this video...every time i think no way. he doesn't have enough time. phil please, you're killing me. and then he makes it

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acakewalkofcrocodiles

I hate it when the one place has the one thing that no one else has so they can just be janky as fuck because they know they’re the only game in town.

This is the printmaking studio that drove me into the arms of community college because I was tired of their clownery and god fucking damn it they’re about to do it again. I’ve called the studio head THREE TIMES and emailed to set up a tour and membership. This is exactly what happened last time!

My final email will just be this

acakewalkofcrocodiles

Okay got the studio tour. It’s gonna be workable 🫤 gotta keep my eye on the prize (rare equipment) and just bring a bunch of my own supplies. However! I got the tour with another woman who was joining and whooooo boy we’ve got a chatterer! Have you ever had the experience where someone is only asking questions so they can counter by talking about themselves? This tour should have taken 30 minutes max but here we are, getting into feature length movie territory and I know all about the places she’s lived, her husband’s medical history, her kids, deep descriptions of her projects and AND AND she has a press at home! An exceptionally nice press! Like the Cadillac of presses! A beast! And she's not doing anything with chemicals, nothing toxic, she's here for the

✨community💫

There's no wrong way to approach making stuff but this sort of vibe is exactly why I was forced to shoplift from Joann's because goddamn it you are holding the cashier hostage and I've got shit to do

#hi i'm a bitch #if I had that press there would be signs #signs of my absence from social obligations

stjohnstarling

Who wants to get fucked up on the green neolithic slime that makes you hallucinate to death?

acakewalkofcrocodiles

@pleasedontsqueezetheshhh

perkwunos

The Johnny Appleseed they don’t want you to know about

acakewalkofcrocodiles

Everyone needs to see @pleasedontsqueezetheshhh tags

perkwunos

The Johnny Appleseed they don’t want you to know about

#show me Dark Johnny

nighthamcollege

There was a poll on Twitter one thousand years ago where @acakewalkofcrocodiles was polling people on how to dispose of grease and I anonymously answered, “By pouring it down the sink,” and she was mad about that for a whole week, demanding to know who answered like that. Well, now I’m ready to come clean: It was ME.

acakewalkofcrocodiles

#sink terrorist

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#little guy alert

iusedtobecharming-deactivated20

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

rehearsing

happy too tired July everyone

I hate it when the one place has the one thing that no one else has so they can just be janky as fuck because they know they’re the only game in town.

This is the printmaking studio that drove me into the arms of community college because I was tired of their clownery and god fucking damn it they’re about to do it again. I’ve called the studio head THREE TIMES and emailed to set up a tour and membership. This is exactly what happened last time!

My final email will just be this

#can’t answer emails #can’t answer the phone or return calls #website is a disaster #but they have a rosin box and no one else outside of the colleges has one #load bearing aquatint facility

sioltach

a lot on my mind right now (broths)

@lifesgrandparade

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