average-sized dylan

they should designate june as pride month for lgbt people and host parades, events and stuff.

why do all the popular polycule romance stories have to have a man in them. i dont wanna see another m/f/f get him out of here

m/m/f is complicated because 90% of the time its fucking infuriating like heinously misogynistic 2 alpha males fighting over a waifish maiden type bullshit. but if its a fujoshi wife situation i can fuck with it. you know whats even better though? f/f/f where its a himejoshi wife situation. imagine.

the style of writing is not the problem, not the genre, not the subject matter, not even the words themselves. the SINGLE defining issue with the “Tumblr Prose” style i was trying to tackle is that it’s front loaded with imagery and metaphor and completely lacking in sense, reason, symmetry, motion, conveying information. i agree that plenty of writing can sound good and feel good to read when it’s all metaphor and visceral images but it needs to have a baseline that can carry it through or else the tail wags the dog and it’s all cool “quotable” lines and no substance, nothing to read between the lines, no character

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

I'm really trying hard to be a "It's everyone's first time learning something everyday" kind of guy but also if you don't know shit and you know you're, for whatever reason, a person who doesn't have context about something, why fucking talk. Like why are you talking. If you know you don't know what's being discussed why are you opining about it and getting confused when everyone is like, shut your empty headed mouth for the love of god? Are you ALSO learning for the first time that this is insufferable?? As though half the time these people aren't also insufferable pedants who'd blow a gasket if someone started talking about their loser hobbies wrong

i gotta be real with you guys im just sort of stunned tumblr has been running an open-front ZenDesk form for tumblr TOS reporting this whole time that doesnt require any kind of validation except a fucking email address. this one fact alone explains every single "why did so and so get banned for no reason" event of the past X years. however it is equally baffling that i didnt notice it before now. i would say it is baffling they implemented it in the first place but like i said, the management of their website is verifiably not well

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

snorting spaghetti so the Italian hits immediately