Or are they all just growling

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

Hello my beautiful human body! I’ve invited you here today to discuss adopting non-mucus-based solutions to common challenges—

i can be your problem if you ask nicely

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood

Awhile ago, I took my intern out to an abandoned summer camp built over a desecrated Native burial ground and realised I’d become the eccentric academic who gets kids into horror movie situations in the first place.

person (non-practicing)

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way