Help, the brainworms

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

i’ve had this queued for 365 days

My favorite part of mcr days is when every other post on my dash is just #needthatmilf accompanied by 10 photographs so blurry they look like the camera was hit by a grenade while they were being taken

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

tomorrow im developing my theory of tuesday

it's already tuesday

just as i theorized.

Your just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

no alcohol in this flask girl this is miso soup

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha