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Hollanov are always going to have crushes on each other. They're gonna be married for over a decade and Ilya is still gonna puff up and preen when he makes Shane laugh at one of his snarky comments or goofy bits, which Ilya said specifically to make Shane laugh. Because he has a crush on him. Shane is gonna smile and flush and sort of bury his face into the pillows when he wakes up to Ilya already looking at him, eyes heavy lidded. He's gonna mumble "Hi~" all shy and bashful. Because he has a crush on him. They are perpetually crushing on each other. Any minute now I'm gonna start sobbing

punkrorschach

the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.

punkrorschach

this post was inspired by my boss telling me she couldnt "take me seriously" in a pair of dinosaur print overalls. sorry i have two degrees and a dope wardrobe. you dont need to take me seriously but You Will Take Me.

drcaiman

Literally studying for the EPPP and decided to adapt an Elle Woods mindset like I was gunna take the LSATs and gunna kick Warner’s ass

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bakersfield-row

I’m going to have a fucking breakdown

karatekamania

HAAAANK! NO HANK!! THAT'S NOT A BACTERIOPHAGE! THOSE WOULD BE WAY SMALLER THAN A TARDIGRADE! THAT'S A RADIOLARIAN, A TYPE OF UNICELLULAR EUKARYOTIC ORGANISM KNOWN FOR ITS ELABORATE MINERAL SKELETONS! HAAAANK! THAT'S THE WRONG MICROBE!!!

anexperimentallife

I know I've mentioned this before, but if your crush is autistic (or suspected), you ABSOLUTELY MUST tell them you have a crush on them. And if your way of telling them is inviting them somewhere as a date, you ABSOLUTELY MUST tell them it's supposed to be a date.

The only reason I am married to my wife now is that in 2018 she straight up told me she had a crush on me and wanted to be my girlfriend.

invisible-goats

Seconding. I didn't realise spouse had been flirting with me AFTER A SOLID WEEK OF TALKING ONLINE NON-STOP when they explicitly asked if I wanted to go on a date

bippysaurus-rex

One of my ex’s didn’t realize I had a thing for him after I whipped off my top, revealing a lacy hot pink see through bra and sat on his lap flirting for half an hour. His eyes never went below my nose. I sighed, took that as rejection, and moved off and said “oh, I had such a crush on you.”

He was genuinely shocked. He thought his crush was unrequited and was trying to be a gentleman. I thought half naked lap grinding was an impossible to miss signal.

If you have a neurodivergent baddie you wanna bang your only option is to yell “I CHOOSE YOU PICACHU”

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Remember: this is NOT only if you want to bang

if you want to not have sex but still want to smooch PLEASE clarify that

PLEASE!!!!!!

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if you want to not

have sex but still want to smooch

PLEASE clarify that

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

theranilord

Good advice. Reblogging for the haiku bot.

anexperimentallife

I feel honored that one of my posts was chosen by the haiku bot

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I feel honored that

one of my posts was chosen

by the haiku bot

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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fishthegenderwiz

That must be where she's heading now!

redbelles

shane: [bilingual] ilya, also bilingual: 🙄

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superbabymethod

serving gunt

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It’s her….The Binch

tlirsgender

Rewatched x-men (2000) and can I just say magneto's plan (turning all those politicians into mutants) was objectively hilarious. Like can you imagine. Somebody's firing the transgenderization beam into congress

rylandsgrace

CHAPPELL ROAN

Edinburgh Summer Sessions (26.08.25)

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shamebats

Why teenagers are the best.

Posted by @ missfiction (she/her).

sleepnowmychild

If you’re ever having a breakdown, just remember the wise words of the lord himself

taylor14firefly

Bakkai, by Euripides, trans. by Anne Carson (2017)

karroana

more vaporeon x fish variations ! i finally got time to make some new ones traditionally (you can find the old digital vaporeons x fish here)

from top to bottom there is :

Coelacanth vaporeon : water x rock

Angelfish vaporeon : water x psychic

Koi vaporeon : water x fire

Dojo loach vaporeon : water x ground

If you want to get your own fishy vaporeon, you can commission me on Ko-Fi :)

sunbeetle

[overestimating the average persons exposure to symbolic sexual dynamics] spiders and mantises eating their partners is overplayed everyone needs to sexualise parasitoid wasps next

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Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

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weaselle

you literally don’t need any other plot and i would watch the movie

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Every 'normal' adult is fussing around Pugsley and Wednesday because "poor children that must be so hard for you to see mom and dad break up like this"

But the kid are absolutely unfazed, arguing that "it's alright they will be together again soon". The normie are so sad for the "children clinging to vain hopes" until Morticia and Gomez get married again two weeks after the divorce.

In the meantime Mama and Uncle Fester fight about which one of them will go to whose custody.

They pretend to argue in court and at meeting with lawyers over the splitting of the properties but that's mostly Gomez insisting to leave more and more thing to his wife in an angry voice.

At home they decided not to talk to each other so Lurch has to (begrudgingly) transmit messages from one to the other, even when they are sat on either side of the table.

That works (more or less) then Morticia says one word in french and Gomez run to cover her with kisses until Morticia remind him that they are spliting (that's the only moment he seems to regret the whole thing)

yeomanstuff

This. All of this.

6qubed

Wednesday offers to help with split custody of Pugsley. her suggestion involved a big table saw

swimmingblue

They fight over who gets to hire the expensive big-firm lawyer and who gets to hire the up-and-coming rookie divorce lawyer. It's a whole Thing.

ladyartemisia28

The up and coming lawyer is Thing?

aethersea

Thing wins the case

amultitudeofyellowrodents

it's actually started because Thing just passed the bar exam and no one will hire Thing

muttmutttgoose

Thing is dressed as elle woods

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