Creature of the New Page

We have beautiful, graceful women!

Cute animals!

GIANT COCKS!!

We have lesbians!

Friendly neighborhood spiders!

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WE HAVE GOTHS!

GOTH ARCHITECTURE!

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WE GOT SUN ANGELS!

THE GAYS

BIG BOI

A TIRED COP!

The ones being sold are WILD CAUGHT. They're being found MISLABELED for sex (females labeled as males etc), and no consideration is being given to the fact that wild caught jumping spider females are pretty much ALWAYS GRAVID. They mate once and will lay around 5 clutches of 25+ eggs each clutch. Since they're only native to a few states, releasing spiderlings means potentially introducing invasive animals, meaning the choice comes down to raising a hundred or more babies or euthanizing a hundred or more babies.

Spider content under the cut.

my love to all nonbinary people who are also intersex and have a mix of sexual characteristics that actually affirms their gender and therefore are 'non-transitioning' but still very much seen as non-cis and subject to all The Horrors of being visibly intersex/nonbinary

I'm sorry some people apparently think being 'non-transitioning' protects you from hatred and dysphoria, and don't make space for extremely vulnerable people like you in their theorising.

Here's "Blephomet" in all his stubby glory! I have FINALLY made him into an enamel pin ❤️ If you wanna snatch one of these cuties, here is my art shop:

When they meyowl pathetically for more food, it's not because they're trying to "trick" you into feeding them again. They just want to be fed, and they're smart enough to notice the correlation between certain sounds they make and the responses they get from you.

They've figured out that if they want to communicate to you that they want more food, if they make those pathetic sounds, you're more likely to behave as if you've understood what they're trying to communicate.

When your cat waits for you to look away then yoinks food off of your plate, it's not because they love crime. It's because they're social colony creatures who instinctively share food with each other and they don't understand why you're not sharing the best foods with them.

Your cats are very intelligent, social creatures who see you as their Very Strange sibling.

They've learned how to make intricate sounds just to communicate with their humans. When the sounds they make elicit the responses they want, they learn that those sounds are the most effective way to communicate their desires.