Andrew: *files his zillionth HOA compliant*
Armand: Are we not allowed to party around here??!!
Andrew: NOT WHEN YOU BLAST MUSIC
Ismini: Oh so we can't vibe to Dai Dai now at our pool parties? Killjoy.
Armand: Nonsense. It was 12 AM.
Andrew: EXACTLY. IT'S ABHORRENT.
Ana, drily: Like it's abhorrent to grow wisteria instead of lilacs?
Andrew: IT'S. AGAINST. THE. RULES.
Ismini: God forbid we have a little pizzazz around here. Or individualism. We're not going to cave in to the beige aesthetic.
Andrew: DON'T GET ME STARTED ON YOU. YOU HAVE A RACCOON AND FOX IN YOUR HOME.
Ismini: Correction One: I have raccoons living in the very big yard. They have their own little treehouses; and
Ismini: Correction Two: Raspberry is a legal fox. Don't be xenophobic, Andrew. We're all immigrants here. Mostly.
Andrew: YOU CAN'T HAVE A FOX AS A PET.
Ismini: According to this Class III Personal Pet Permit from the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission...I, Bernadette-Jeanne Ismini Faucher, can, indeed, have a fox as a pet. *waves permit*
Ismini: Take it up with the family lawyer.
Ana: I am the family lawyer.
Armand: I'm usually all for a good fucking but this has to be a hard pass, mon ami.
( @clearpurpleskies @lord-alligator i had to do a silly for this, and obligatory tag for @homericwinter since we're bullying Andrew again haha!)