if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

me and you

this is why you shouldn't swear

not to be a terminal fujoshi but I saw the Prestige for the first time this year and it truly only makes sense if theyre gay. and yet even hugh jackman’s closeted ass can’t make that obvious angle work under the oppressive Criss Angel aesthetics of 2006 that led white boys to believe magic was “cool”

I meant the christian bales but still…. would that be so wrong?

post credit scene that reveals a 3rd christian bale triplet who was the straight one. actually acting as a body double for them whenever they were performing hetero behavior on screen?

his brothers are obsessed with gay magic and he just really enjoys cheating on women. when he’s not christian bale he’s just wandering around starting and abandoning different families, because that’s as close to the thrill of pretending to be one guy to professionally and psychosexually torture another guy as he can get.

not to be a terminal fujoshi but I saw the Prestige for the first time this year and it truly only makes sense if theyre gay. and yet even hugh jackman’s closeted ass can’t make that obvious angle work under the oppressive Criss Angel aesthetics of 2006 that led white boys to believe magic was “cool”

I meant the christian bales but still…. would that be so wrong?

not to be a terminal fujoshi but I saw the Prestige for the first time this year and it truly only makes sense if theyre gay. and yet even hugh jackman’s closeted ass can’t make that obvious angle work under the oppressive Criss Angel aesthetics of 2006 that led white boys to believe magic was “cool”