daysa maken my do pushups in DRAAG

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

Pacing back and forth thinking about my chemical romance like a stressed out buisness man or something

do not raise a foul word against tofu in my presence

another phrase we need to put up high on the shelf and maybe do away with in its entirety is: “inner child”/“healing inner child”

Took 17 ibuprofen and started seeing the hesitant alien

(guy in charge of purchasing at warner voice) yeah hi I just wanted to double check something with you- yeah under "woman to be mean to me" I noticed you have three salaries listed, I'm assuming that's only meant to be one... Oh, yeah, okay, definitely three, can I just ask- okay, so two of them are singers, and the other... She looks at you? And tells the clerk to slap you harder? Well actually I wanted to talk to you about him too-

Hi, yeah, just one more thing, I thought you already had a costuming team, but here it says you've requested a tailor too, have you changed the- oh, okay. So that's just for the puppet- yes, yes, the gentleman, sorry- and it absolutely has to be a tailor? ...He insisted? He as in the gentleman? ...right, yeah, and do you want me to up your therapists payroll too?