you've got stars in your eyes

I’m your funniest mutual’s pity mutual

trying to bed a knight like: *unbuttons your jupon* *unbuckles your cuirass* *unbuckles your gorget* *takes off your hauberk* *stops to catch my breath* *unbuttons your gambeson* *takes off your shirt*

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

Even worse, I was injured when our house was bombed while we were inside. I was hit by shrapnel that is still embedded in my body, and I need urgent surgery. I constant pain ever since. My surgery is very expensive, and I don't have enough money for it. Now I can't sleep because of the excruciating pain, and I can't afford the pain medication because it's so expensive.

I need your h@lp to get rid of my pain. Please, I don't want to die. H@lp me raiise the mOney I need for my medication and surgery as quickly as possible so I can travel to a safe country. Please stand by me.

Please help my friend Fadel. He needs funds urgently for his medication. He is in so much pain, and due to blockades, medication for pain relief is extremely expensive. Please have compassion and donate as soon as you have the means.

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

i open and close tumblr like it's a fridge

Im gonna be so real can yall actually talk about ways we can support trans women in the UK instead of giving all the attention to fucking JKR. I already know that Harry Poter sucks, I wanna know how to actually HELP people. Something something you have to love the oppressed more than you hate the oppressor

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

oh my god the original out in the wild

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices