I'm just bored really

if we ever interact pls always assume im more scared of u than u r of me. im like a bug

Ant Macbeth is sweating profusely

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

I’m glad humans evolved to Boop the Snoot for Good Luck.

glowing as though holy

call me crazy but i think public transportation should explicitly also be for actively drunk/high people. so they don’t, you know, drive under the influence.

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

i dont even have to be friends with a girl to want her to dump her boyfriend