she/her | 20+ | in way too many fandoms including but not limited to anything I tag (mainly haikyuu, death note, and tadc currently) | AO3: BookishFlyingGecko
Everything is on AO3 at BookishFlyingGecko (archive locked, so you can only read them with an ao3 account) unless otherwise stated, and a couple are also on fanfiction.net under the same name.
IN PROGRESS (sorted by update date):
Varian Is Not a Wizard
Fandoms: Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure/Tangled the Series, Inn Between (podcast)
Rating: G
Chapters: 4/?
Characters: Meltyre and Varian, several OCs
Pairings: n/a for now
Current word count: 17,646
Summary: Varian's portal to capture Zhan Tiri malfunctions and sends him into another dimension, where he meets Meltyre at his wizard school.
[podfic] Shouyou Hinata and the Mirror of Erised
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!, Harry Potter
Rating: G
Chapters: 21/27
Characters: I'm not tagging everyone it's an ensemble cast lol
Pairings: n/a (lots of friendships tho)
Current word count: 84 (because it's mostly audio)
Summary: First book of the Haikyuu at Hogwarts series, narrated by yours truly and written by Jester (Killthespare on ao3)
Refreshing-kun
Fandom: Haikyuu!!
Rating: T
Chapters: 1/3
Characters: Oikawa Tooru, Sugawara Koushi, Iwaizumi Hajime
Pairings: Established Oikawa Tooru/Iwaizumi Hajime, developing Oikawa Tooru/Sugawara Koushi
Current word count: 1,167
Summary: Oikawa realizes that he might have a second crush. Written (I am still writing it I swear) as a gift for the Haikyuu Gotcha for Gaza fundraiser.
Sent from the Heavens
Fandoms: Heroes of Olympus, The Lunar Chronicles
Rating: T (currently only on fanfiction.net)
Chapters: 2/?
Characters: Linh Cinder, Leo Valdez, Calypso, Carswell Thorne, various Greek gods
Pairing(s): Leo/Calypso
Current word count: 4,837
Summary: When the Rampion crash lands on a (seemingly) deserted island, Cinder goes to look for parts. Instead, she finds a giant bronze dragon and a couple new acquaintances. Set post-Blood of Olympus, during Scarlet. On hiatus.
COMPLETED:
Bent out of Shape
Fandom: Avatar The Last Airbender
Rating: G
Chapters: 4/4
Characters: Toph Beifong, Penga, Ho Tun, The Dark One, various OCs
Pairings: n/a
Word count: 11,726
Summary: Once upon a time, Toph Beifong decided to start a metalbending academy. First, though, she had to find some worthy students. Based on the ATLA comic The Promise, mostly canon-compliant.
Tsuki no Hana
Fandom: Haikyuu!!
Rating: T
Chapters: 1 (with breaks)
Characters: Yamaguchi Tadashi, Tsukishima Kei, Tsukishima Akiteru, Miya Atsumu, Miya Osamu, Mother Gothel, Ennoshita Chikara, Hinata Shouyou
Pairings: Tsukishima Kei/Yamaguchi Tadashi, background Ennoshita Chikara/Tsukishima Akiteru
Word count: 20,984
Summary: Tangled AU with Yamaguchi as Flynn Rider and Tsukishima as Rapunzel. Written for the 2023 Tsukkiyama Fic Exchange.
ONESHOTS:
let me take your coat (and this weight off of your shoulders)
Fandom: Haikyuu!!
Rating: T
Characters: Tsukishima Kei, Yamaguchi Tadashi, Kuroo Tetsurou, Yonezawa Maiko, Fukunaga Shohei, Yachi Hitoka
Pairing: Tsukishima Kei/Yamaguchi Tadashi
Word count: 6,882
Summary: College/different first meeting AU where Tsukishima and Yamaguchi are paired up for a class project and start to get to know each other. Written for the 2024 Tsukkiyama Exchange.
mer bro chillin in a bathtub
Fandom: Haikyuu!!
Rating: G
Characters: Akaashi Keiji, Bokuto Koutarou, Kuroo Tetsurou
Pairing: Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou
Word count: 4,654
Summary: Merman Akaashi is stranded after a storm and found on the beach by surfers Bokuto and Kuroo. Written as a gift for the Haikyuu Gotcha for Gaza fundraiser.
Living Without You
Fandom: Haikyuu!!
Rating: G
Characters: Sawamura Daichi, Sugawara Koushi, Azumane Asahi, various Karasuno Boys Volleyball Club members
Pairing: Sawamura Daichi/Sugawara Koushi
Word count: 3,352
Summary: Suga wakes up in a world where no one remembers Daichi - except him. Written as a gift for the Haikyuu Gotcha for Gaza fundraiser.
Draw Me Near
Fandom: Death Note
Rating: T
Characters: Near, Sayu Yagami
Pairing: see above
Word count: 2,635
Summary: Post-canon AU where Near and Sayu spend time with each other after Light's death.
Midnight Coda
Fandom: Death Note
Rating: G
Characters: L Lawliet, Watari
Pairing(s): n/a
Word count: 938
Summary: L celebrates his 24th birthday.
Mmm, Jello
Fandom: Death Note
Rating: T
Chapters: 2/2
Characters: Mello, Joey (see A Shot in the Dark), Near
Pairing: Mello/Joey
Word count: 3,835
Summary: Unconnected AU oneshots of the pairing getting together. Currently two, but more are possible.
Frosting and Freckles
Fandom: Haikyuu!!
Rating: G
Characters: Tsukishima Kei, Yamaguchi Tadashi
Pairing: you guessed it
Word count: 2,716
Summary: Mutually pining idiots decide to make Christmas cookies together. You'll never guess* what happens next!
*you can probably guess if you've read enough fanfiction
Is it ever over?
Fandom: Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure, Tangled (sort of in between so I tagged both)
Rating: G
Characters: Rapunzel, Pascal
Pairings: n/a
Word count: 1,086
Summary: Rapunzel has a dream/nightmare after moving into the Corona castle.
Barfbending
Fandom: Avatar the Last Airbender
Rating: K+ (only on ff.net)
Characters: Toph Beifong, Sokka
Pairing: hints of Toph/Sokka
Word count: 1,156
Summary: Toph wakes up in the middle of the night not feeling well...but she's not the only one. Set during The Painted Lady (s3e3).
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okay so, guy at work, who i find out afterwards is famous at this place for being a sex pest, comes up and starts with what i also learn is his favorite opener to conversations where he’s going to be a sex pest, namely: “Do you know where the term ‘blow job’ comes from?”
and here he made his first fatal error. his moment of hubristic sex pesting. because of course i know where the term blow job comes from, i love learning about sex and the history of sexual terms! i know so much about oral sex that i could write a book on it!
his second error: approaching a little autistic freak with what he intended to be an uncomfortable sex question that would make me feel weird and gross. Friends, Romans, Countrymen, I Have Never Misjudged A Man’s Intentions So Incredibly In My Life. because i did not realize he was trying to harass me. because i love talking about sex facts, albeit not usually at work. unless. someone prompts me. my coworkers are the kind of people who are generally online enough to know terms, but not exactly what they mean, and they realized they could ask me a while back and get good answers without the resulting awkwardness because i do not experience shame. i am primed to answer questions like the one he has proposed.
So I Answered It.
and well, really, what happened is that I began answering it, then realized the answer required a bit more context. I mean, you can’t just say “oh, well, the term first appears in writing in the 1940s” without first explaining that ‘blow’ by itself already had sexual connotations for centuries, and then, really, are we talking about the origin of the term or the origin of the act. and well we have a ton of literature and art depicting fellatio throughout human history, did you know a lot of it was men performing it on other men? oh, that reminds me, there are a multitude of latin words for oral sex performed on penises, and hold on let me quote you the entirety of catullus 16 from memory and explain it’s fascinating insights into the roman world of homosexuality-
i do not know how to turn any of this ^ off, by the way. i’m sure some people out there have a switch that disables their infodumping mid-speech. i do not. and i also didn’t realize he wasn’t looking for a real answer until my other coworker explained so hours later. he could not excuse himself from the conversation he started, and i made a conservative man at least 30 years older than me to listen to my catullus recitation. i will sodomize and facefuck you, indeed.
anyway, i think i got a bad grade in being sexually harassed. my pro tip is maybe don’t start with what a very autistic individual will misconstrue as you earnestly asking them to explain sex to you. the special interest shield will cause splashback damage.
so there's this recipe I've made a few times, right. like a ground beef-broccoli-cheese thing in a bread roll. I was making it tonight and I didn't have the normal rolls I used, so I was wondering if I would have enough room to fit the mixture into the rolls. and lo and behold, the first ingredient, which I had previously assumed and proceeded with as such, was not in fact 1 pound of ground beef. it was *1/2 pound ground beef.* the whole time I had been making it with twice the beef and thinking "man, it's weird that this doesn't fit in the rolls without squishing" MAYBE TRY READING THE RECIPE.
so moral of the story is just because you've read something half a dozen times doesn't mean you read it right, I guess
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i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.
My grandma just called and, among other things, said “You have hips. That’s good! Men like hips!” and then she interrupted herself to say “Women like hips. People of your preferred gender like hips. I can never remember”
And I was like “Thanks grandma! My preferred gender is none of them, no thanks.” and she was like “Okay, no one will comment on your hips!” very self satisfied, like “aha, I have figured it out”
I think like half her grandkids are some variety of not-straight and she can’t always remember which is which but she is the epitome of like “she’s a little confused, but she’s got the spirit!”
I told my grandma that I’d told my friends about what she said and that some of y’all had said you wished she was your grandma, and she said “Well, you can never have too many grandkids!”
So like…consider her your honorary grandma* I guess?
*if you want an honorary grandma, that is
Update on my grandma: I told her my hair was standing up, but instead of straight line it was diagonal and she said “That’s okay, you’ve never been straight!” and then laughed so hard at her own joke I thought she was going to drop the phone
“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”
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trans women and trans men and nonbinary people and everyone else being friends and holding each other close and falling in love and thinking of each other. I'm making this my future. let's all be okay together
one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.
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