a fool

me when im so sweet and beautiful monday

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about

going to fix myself another drink and watch live in denver and hopefully it wont be evil like it was when i tried watching it high. then ill go to sleep. does anyone need anything before i go

or should i watch a v&v concert

can every writer and director in hollywood just get in a big big room and pinky promise to not release a movie about wwii for like 5 years. every summer we have to hear about a movie called Platoon about the untold story of one platoon who had to carry one mechanical part across occupied france and without it the allies would have lost the war. it stars every white actor in the UK

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

As a principled feminist I'm often tempted to say shit like "are men capable of higher thought" but then I have to remember not to perpetuate gender essentialism and change it to "why do men choose not to think about anything"