a fool

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

I actually really like the term genderqueer, because the only thing it specifies about your gender is that it's queer in some way. Does that mean you're nonbinary? Binary trans? Cis with some freaky cool gender presentation stuff going on? None of those or all of those? It doesn't matter and I think that's beautiful.

me when im so sweet and beautiful monday

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about

going to fix myself another drink and watch live in denver and hopefully it wont be evil like it was when i tried watching it high. then ill go to sleep. does anyone need anything before i go

or should i watch a v&v concert

can every writer and director in hollywood just get in a big big room and pinky promise to not release a movie about wwii for like 5 years. every summer we have to hear about a movie called Platoon about the untold story of one platoon who had to carry one mechanical part across occupied france and without it the allies would have lost the war. it stars every white actor in the UK