Randomness

I fucked up a job interview so bad today they asked me why I wanted to work at this fast food restaurant and I blanked and said that when I was little I liked their fries and wanted to be the French fry queen

I got the job

A sad and deeply fond farewell to Bonnie Tyler (1951–2026). May somersaulting ninja schoolboys sing you to your rest.

begging people trying to call out abusers in their community to stop delegitimizing their story by dedicating entire chapters in their documentation to shit like "draws feral porn" or "kins a hazbin"

every word in your document could be 100% true but if your examples meant to highlight their behavior include anything that isn't directly relevant to how they have actually hurt or expressed a desire to hurt people and is instead just there to serve as additional gawking material to paint them as a gross degenerate like some kind of kiwifarms thread then i'm going to assume you're also a dangerous person who just happened to be victimized because you serve as the common denominator for the nasty company you keep and block the shit out of every single person involved. love and light.

Very nice trans gal working the counter at the weed store today. She saw my ID and very quickly asked if I had a preferred name and also complimented my top. Truly a blessed 4/20

you pet me

Simon having anger issues? no. Ryland Grace, who literally threw a temper tantrum about his thesis being proved wrong in front of a whole host of world leader, might be the answer

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and