sheep detectives is finally out on digital which means i can show you guys one of the funniest movie scenes of the year so far
God is a big, invisible, lamb-beaver made of bread. This is my new religion.

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Stranger Things
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$LAYYYTER
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we're not kids anymore.
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sheep detectives is finally out on digital which means i can show you guys one of the funniest movie scenes of the year so far
God is a big, invisible, lamb-beaver made of bread. This is my new religion.

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Dirty
I NEED TO GLAZE SONIC ON MAIN REAL QUICK
guys
...Join star fleet they said...It'll be an adventure they said...

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Please start that project you're thinking about. Post it anywhere you can. Let people see the art you can bring to the world. Please, I want to see it. Just type that first word. I believe in you!
in 2026, remember how GOOD writing feels. remember how satsfying it is to get your characters to the point you have been dying to get to, where they will experience the love, fear, relief or whatever the feeling you want to bring to life may be. let this year be the year of writing, prgress and of satisfactory endings.
General tumblr reminder, since some people don't know: If the person's URL has "deactivated" plus a string of numbers (a date) after it, that means that they manually deleted their own blog. It doesn't mean they were banned. Banned blogs don't have "deactivated" after them and will just be the normal URL you can't click on or interact with. They look very similar and function the same, but they were caused by two very different things.
thats not true i dont think people would do that
Massively over-designing cutie marks

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I think they’re discriminating against me because of my name.
Murderbot investigating the ship it was brought onto against its will:
“A research transport?”
Discovering the uniforms in the closet:
“Peri the research transport!?”
I still find it pretty funny that in fallout 3 you can get your karma down by just opening Moriarty’s terminal over and over again.
The slavers at paradise falls have heard of me. I’m the guy that opens people’s computers over and over again without asking first.
Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.
My forbidden computer touching ways have caught up with me.
I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants
Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections
I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

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Pick one:
all access pass to comic con
behind the scenes tour of the museum/historical site/zoo/etc. of your choice
box seats at your team’s championships
front row seats to your favorite live show
full body treatment at a world class spa
multi course at a five star restaurant
masterclass with your favorite artist
orchestra seats to the musical of your choice
one night stay at a world class resort
skip the line tickets at the theme park of your choice
VIP tickets to your favorite artists’ concert
see results
The whole "Elvis sighting" thing is hilarious because, like, the first documented career Elvis impersonators began working over twenty years before the guy even died. I wonder why a public figure who has a whole industry of people who look and sound like him would generate an unusual number of posthumous sightings? It Is A Mystery.