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I’m happy to see girls not skantily clad in viking wear sometimes… as much as I encourage dressing up in whatever way you feel comfortable, I find that Norway is a cold place and I doubt seriously you’d see a Norsewoman in essentially a fur and chainmail bikini.

"When in Rome, do as the Romans do!" I shout, as I stab my political opponent to death.

[historical accuracy INTENSIFIES]

Me, the person with memory problems, perfectly aware I have issues with memory: I don’t need to write this down, I’ll remember it

listening to mumford and sons always makes me wish I was a horse

#this is so abstract but somehow i understand

watering plants is so stressful like you can’t ask them if they need more or less? like is this enough for you, oh is this too much or do you need more water to grow, are you thirsty, shit are you drowning can you answer me   P LE ASE

I love the word “fuckboy”. After so many years of constantly hearing “slut”, “skank”, and “whore” mainly used as insults against women, it’s great to have one specialized for men. It’s great that we’re coming together to call out annoying, perverted, irrelevant men by calling them “fuckboys”. I love it. More, please.