the fuck would i talk about

If i had a dick i just know that i could get hard because of good music

Beauty and the Beast is so funny, imagine you go out to town to run your errands and the entire population starts singing about how fucking strange yet fuckable you are

I know it is a privilege to feel things deeply but what the fuck

ranking chopping blocks i've placed my head on

walking into the pissing me off factory then being surprised when I get pissed off

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

imagine getting first chair in the band in whiplash and being like fuckkk now i have to sit near the drummer who’s always sweating and spitting and crying and bleeding everywhere