the fuck would i talk about

theres some stuff im rather abnormal about

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

im dodging tornado attacks like its nothing

Have you tried going to a tornado shelter?

the tornadoes should be taking shelter from me

With a glory hole you're having a threesome with the house

love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

fuck you

i won

sometimes there really is a single load bearing piece of information about a blogger that elucidates everything about their whole deal and recently for me it was learning that someone was from jersey. another time it was a prolonged history of concussions

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow