the fuck would i talk about

we can't possibly be in the back half of june 2026 we really can't be

and what of the uncommon loon 🤨 

you dont need to post every single thought that comes to your mind. but i do. i have to

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

Each hair on my body represents 1 of my dreams

the grink was there. it didnt change anything but it still matters that the grink was there.

doomscrolling thru the weather app

Some of you have never been on a bender and it shows. 

So? Why don’t you blow me?

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

step 1: mitosis

okay i'll bite is such a good phrase. like i will