the fuck would i talk about

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

*opening a box of fireworks* i'm about to teach your ugly dog the true meaning of christmas

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

the whole mutual thing is really overhyped on this site. sometimes interests don’t match up and that’s the only reason why there isn’t a mutual following. if you’re a regular in my inbox or my notifications, i have visited your blog before. if i didn’t want you around for any reason, you would be blocked. so yeah. you can spam my notes and/or talk with me (and possibly become my friend) even if i’m not following you back. no worries.

I love using etc when I can't think of another thing. like...u figure it out lol

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

i don't play about conjunction junction

In the mood for Something

You smoked dog weed