the fuck would i talk about

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

i love opening my cd player while it’s playing and watching the cd spin 😊😊😊 aww 😊😊😊 so cute!!!!

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

put him on a leash thursday. or whatever

I can always post worse

(flirting) i could be your problem

rpf is compelling because it exposes the self as a performance in the same way that drag exposes gender as a performance

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual

we lost the plot when the first band tee sold for $40

$55 did no one else grow up with good vs evil

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

We were covering T.S. Eliot in class once and my professor quoted “This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper” then said “What does a whimper sound like? Can anyone give me a whimper?” and I whimpered. I was the only person in the class who fucking whimpered.

Oh okay so that was my last straw #MyLastStraw