the fuck would i talk about

july being tomorrow for the love of god this cant be happening.

When that first sip of Thai tea hits and you start to feel funny down there

we're deprived of fiction that caters to my specific niche fetishes

a good lemon bar can make your panties drop

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

Goodbye gay june hello rpf july

babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..

*looks at couple suspiciously* so uh… whos the scully and whos the mulder….

They call it the never afford anything and kill yourself economy