puking princess on your bathroom floor

look at us. blogging

reading a “there was only one bed fic” and the characters have decided to share the bed as long as they stay on their sides. i’m really glad they figured that whole mess out and am excited to read about them staying on their sides of the bed until morning^-^

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

Eva Stratt really is the woman of all time, no one else is doing it like her. The suns dimming? She knows how to fix it. Nuke Antarctica.

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

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