Just a human!

hang on i gotta google something

just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden

just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden

tumblr is bad but the blocking button is actually functional??? on twitter, if you block someone, they can still see your tweets???????

feel free to cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written but my memory is like REEEEALLY shitty

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

i'm absolutely appalled by the TADC leak situation. i bought my tickets because i was so thrilled and people are canceling their tickets because they can just watch the leak? are we fucking serious? i tend not to care about leaks when it comes to large corporations (cough cough, HOYOVERSE) but GLITCH?! REALLY!?!? no wonder gooseworx hates the living shit out of us, we SUCK. we're genuinely dragging this fandom's name through the mud 💔💔 this is so disrespectful to all the work glitch has been putting into these projects, they've been working so hard to transform indie animation and you fucking losers ruined it all. thanks assholes.

I resent just how fucking accurate this shitpost is, congratulations OP, you effectively illustrated how Darwin’s Theory of Natural Selection became accepted by the wider public using a FUCKING MUPPETS MEME, here is your A+, get the hell out of my office

Tango. Uniform. Mike. Bravo. Lima. Romeo.

Kilo.

Uniform.

November

Golf.

Papa

Oscar

Whiskey

Papa

Echo

November

India

Sierra.

Okay, I am really obsessed with this joke. I literally reblog it every time I see it.

i do appreciate the way that we tumblr users have evolved our language to discuss our feelings related to The Character/The Guy. you used to have to just say he was hot or he was making your ovaries explode or he was a precious cinnamon roll even if he looked bad or was just kind of standing there or whatever. now you can say things like “the creature” or “he looks so sopping wet here” or “i want to chain him to my radiator” like it’s just more inclusive and adaptable to the situation

as someone on the asexual spectrum, this shift in language genuinely made me feel more comfortable and happy in fandom spaces. i've never once wanted to lick a man's abs. i HAVE wanted to chain a man to my radiator. and that's beautiful.