my head is (still) an animal

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

Being online has made me poignantly aware that the most crucial things for a child's development are by far reading lessons, math lessons, a physical group activity with low-stakes competition teamwork to foster a healthy relationship between their body and society, normal daily socializing, real foods, and emotionally mature/financially stable parents. The rest doesn't actually matter.

the best analogy imo for ocd is mosquito bite. its so itchy its driving you crazy and you know scratching it will make it itch so much worse later but you need it to stop right now and scratching it feels so good and even when you dont want to scratch it and you feel like you could handle the itch you cant even stop your hand from scratching the second you stop focusing on not scratching. except ☝️ what if it was inside your brain and instead of an itch it was terrifying overwhelming distress

Guys if senshi wins sabertoothwalrus is drawing free nsfw of him.

they should invent a standing up that u can do sitting down

one of the most fucked up aspects of being an adult is really how life-goes-on everything is. like you can be dealing with the most fucked up trauma-drama-grief and still have to sleep and eat food to survive and like. poop. pooping while you're really sad shouldn't be a thing but it is. we don't have a say in the matter. life goes on

running up the hill to make a deal with god again. anyone need anything

this is my favorite comic ever i never don’t want to see it on my dash

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

“This recipe is perfect for weeknights—it only takes 30 minutes!” and and the first ingredient is an entire butternut squash cut into 1-inch cubes

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

alright everyone let's hurry up and get the group song and dance number over so we can actually finish digging these tunnels before the hyena get here

running up the hill to make a deal with god again. anyone need anything

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.