new age retro punk

we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women

to be clear since this is making the rounds: she has to be an absolute loser in no way that can be pinned on her gender. no "i'm just a girl tee-hee" stuff. straight up just a loser (nondenominational)

addendum: she must be the most important person in the whole narrative

Work it grandma

@kaity--did

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

Proving these geese are smarter than your average NextDoor poster.

Oh, I’ve had that one. Go with “yes.” Don’t give them a number, just say “Yes.” Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but that’s suspiciously similar to saying they don’t know, and they tend to avoid doing that.

Reblog to save a life

if you scroll past this just because it doesn’t affect you personally, i see you.

So, what you're saying is, under no circumstances should we be reposting the above image as much as humanly possible?

Well, we should certainly make sure that everyone knows about this image, or how will they know not to post it? It's not like "That image of Musk looking like a Nazi" would narrow it down.

Lovely to see we have spaces where you can gain access to so much literature!

I'm going to adapt "thank you for your concern, but I'm an adult" straight up into my vocabulaire. Very useful sentence to wield here on tumblr

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

#At this point they're just feeding him prime ministers - via @copiccrow

wait ok this is actually one that has caused some contention before when I've talked to people about it. reblog and tag whether or not you check the weather prediction every day before going out

Where is my chemical romance gets a booster shot I need to see her