new age retro punk

I love showing my non-Doctor Who friends the clip from the five doctors where everybody gets abducted by the weird triangles without context and refusing to elaborate

helpe! these trapezoids are trying to murder me!!

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

I hate Elon musk so fucking much

You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.

“Sassafras” is slang for “sassy” — I realize the original post lacked clarity and I’d like to clarify that my students are not all plants.

Merry Slurmas everyone

If your pride celebrations don't include serious disease mitigation strategies like masking and filtering air in communal spaces, then I'm afraid you are excluding Disabled Queers from your spaces. It's not pride without a huge chunk of your community. You need to take disease spread seriously, because your refusal to wear a respirator or skip a social when you're sick is literally killing other Queers. Idk can everyone do better this year. Please. It's not too late.

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

My blog is unsafe for anyone thinking of watching the fucking Harry Potter show btw

I want to see sci-fi that does this while having everyone complain about corporations trying to foist this shitty aesthetic on everyone

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit