Elizabeth🜆

And what states did they choose as plates? Colorado and Minnesota. Ahahahaha!

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

It turns out that you can become the person you’ve always envisioned but you’ll still have the person you were before inside of you and you have to treat them with as much forgiveness and love as possible

Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[ID: a grey, black and white cat sitting on the floor. It has very wide eyes and is holding a rainbow flag in its mouth. /End ID]

This is a professional shitpost roleplay.

I’m crying becuase this is something I’ve never seen before, something original of that era of the Muppets with both Oz and Henson working on one of my favorite movies, but also becuase this is the funniest thing I have seen in mONTHS.

You know what? I needed to read this today

I have successfully dragged my husband into his 40s. I don't just mean, "oh we're all so lucky to be alive! ✌🏼🫶🏼❤️" I mean his high school graduating class voted him "Most Likely to Die Before 21." Yeah morbid, but if you think those kids didn't see a kernel of truth you don't understand teenagers. But he's still here, doing better now than ever. It took many people to effectively double his lifespan, but I'll take some credit. For passing Math 101 in the spring of '20 at the very minimum.

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

The portal that allows the digital world to escape into the physical world, with any level of accuracy, is always a place of a great rending and energy. No wonder the creatures of such a place are cursed and cursing. From the humble inkjet to the intricate CNC machines, all.

Sometimes you hear a song and a fic pops into your head full formed. This is a trap. The fic may be fully formed in your brain, but you still Have to write it down. This is an important step that most people forget about.