Would a baby elephant seal named Florp not grow up to be an adult elephant seal named Florp? Was Fuck not called Fuck prior to reaching adulthood?? I mean I’m no expert on elephant seal society but,,,,

everyone has parasites and nobody can afford a house

I just Liked a glass of water and Reblogged it to my stomach

I just Liked a glass of water and Reblogged it to my stomach

I just Liked a glass of water and Reblogged it to my stomach

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

guy named brett at the gym: whew I'm really working up a brett

guy named Brett at the gym: ah- hold up-, lemme catch my brett

hi world (world of hi)

can never predict which of my posts is going to get popular. now everyone on tumblr knows i kicked a fish

the operative fantasy of every blonde man is to see somebody who is ontologically & irreparably unwell & crack their sanity in half like a glowstick