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bathroomcube

comixextra

roach-works

it’s what they would have wanted

iobotomypop

happy moonwalk day

ketchuplaser

Moon Dayyyy

#moon day!!!#moons wet

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jomjjeoro

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

beepboopsneepsnoop

da fountain of yooth

#yummers

memewhore

#big Q!#Quezty C omggg #so glad you made ittt

alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

emi--rose

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

ariaste

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

sarostheghostcat

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

wafflebloggies

moon day is 20th July!!!

silly-jellyghoty

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

sashaforthewin

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

kitsuneofthemist

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

inkyrainstorms

MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

#MOON DAY MONDAY #MOONDAY #yayayayayay :3

pseudomantis

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

toskarinarchive

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

magi-magi-tamamoland-chan

the cambrian period is TOMORROW!!!

#FUCK i didnt studyyyy #its TOMORROW???

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charl0ttan

dog i gotta move like yesterday

pukicho

Please stay

#staystaystaystaystay #the minotaur is NOT to be feared he’s just a staple of the circ desk!!

homeboygirl

my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight

copycatgirl36

loser

homeboygirl

FUUUUUUUCK !!

#mygoblet #it is not thyne size that matters #but how thee drink from it #B)

rpfisfine

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

#truer words ne’er been spoken

norp

nop i dont tink so

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

#thy rust-haired maiden from across the way doth protest better beef !

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cryptotheism

Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider has basis in western magic

Jupiter is correspondent with lead, which can decrease mental acuity.

Jupiter is the planet of expansion, the boys are getting more stupider, expanding their stupidity.

Historically speaking the boys did not literally travel to Jupiter. They engaged in a form of fasting and sleep deprivation to trigger an altered state of consciousness, at which point the would experience a descent to an "inner" Jupiter.

The choice of Jupiter is also meaningful. The celestial spirit of Jupiter is equated with both cronos and Demeter, and thus functions as a negative spirit, a being of unraveling and unmaking. This stripping away of smartness in the pursuit of getting more stupider is likely influenced by late Platonist philosophy. Plotinus places particular emphasis on the stripping away of misconceptions which in turn allows for proper cultivation of noesis; a process equated with rising back up to the sublunary realm. This is likely the context in which "going to Jupiter to get more stupider" was devised.

sistersorrow

So do girls go to college to get more esotreic knowledge?

cryptotheism

They go to Venus to bigger their penis.

#posts of all time #trans your gener with alchemy today!!!

plaguedocboi

People are starting to put out hummingbird feeders, y’all know what that means

#they’re specifically attracted to the color red. you know why.

fruitfulchaos

GO BURN CD'S. GO FILL PHYSICAL DISCS. PIRATE EVERYTHING. DOWNLOAD BOOKS, MUSIC, GAMES, SHOWS, FILMS. SAVE SNAPSHOTS ON WAYBACK. FUCK THE MEDIA COMPANIES. STREAMING ISN'T FOREVER. PURCHASE ISN'T OWNERSHIP. FORGE THE OWNERSHIP WITH YOUR OWN HANDS. MAKE MEDIA YOUR BITCH. STAY VIGILANT. I LOVE YOU.

#physical media obsession manifesting as volition <333

flunkett

nasa to the artemis crew: right no pit stops at jupiter alright? moon and back

artemis: no worries

nasa when they return: so how was it

artemis crew, suspiciously stupider than before: how was what

#this one would do numbers in the school bus line /pos

fairy-space

Rainbow mo

lotostar

:3

#rainbow mo!!!#he is always that fluorescent btw

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fleshst4r

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we're not going to make it

we will make it

it'll take too long to rebuild ourselves

we will make it

but what if we don't wake up in the morning

we will make it

i don't see a future with me in it

we will make it

we'll give up long before then

we will make it

im scared

i love you. we will make it

Voting ended onApr 11

animnightmare

The votes on this post. Oh. A poem in poll form, interactive art, the fact we can see how the other people reading it felt. im. this is really good.

#fuck man #there is poetry everywhere for those with the minds to think it

cryptotheism

My goal in life is to be the person running the bookstore in the horror thriller where the protagonist has to go to track down a rune. I've got stupid hair and a vest or something. The protagonist shows me a rune drawn on a napkin and I say shit like "Aha! Just a moment!" Before skittering off for some gay ass book

#ohhhoho yes #you know i’ve got clicky shoes too as i scamper away

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