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inviting a girl over to my home for sex, before leading her into my bedroom and leaving to the bathroom to get changed. moment's later, a series of puzzle boxes lower from the ceiling and i announce over the microphone that she is being tested. i forget to mute the mic so the sounds of me jacking off while i watch her do the puzzles is audible to her

inviting a girl over to my home for sex, before leading her into my bedroom and leaving to the bathroom to get changed. moment's later, a series of puzzle boxes lower from the ceiling and i announce over the microphone that she is being tested. i forget to mute the mic so the sounds of me jacking off while i watch her do the puzzles is audible to her

Despite common belief otherwise, a trans woman is a type of person,

One might go so far as to say a type of woman,

Stop Humidity the air is trying to touch me Inappropriately

I only trust perverts

new chess piece called the jester which can move anywhere on the board but can't capture anything. it just gets in the way to annoy your opponent

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

its like this 🙂‍↕️

if your partner doesn't want you to take hormones or get surgery, you should break up with them or divorce them. your body is yours alone.

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #also if ur partner doesnt want you to get mobility aids or other things to help ur disabilities /End ID]

i cant stop saying "im gonna smile" lately its really funny to me. cause saying it that way makes it sound like a threat or something. like fuck if you dont watch out im seriously gonna Smile . im seriously gonna fucking Grin myself

GET DOWN, IT'S GOT A GRIN!

STAY STILL OR ILL FUCKING GIGGLE