Project Yayhem

Hey folks! Been really busy lately with a lot of stuff, and with that comes stress, and with stress comes a bad time to stream, so I'm gonna be taking a little break from streaming. Should be back in a couple weeks, but in the meantime, episodes will be going up regularly still! Like these ones!

Everyone loves bees! Or at least, they better. They ought to. Bees are great!

Yoshi's Story was a really fuckin' good game, right? I played the hell out of that. Anyway this episode vaguely reminded me of that game, which was great

Yo folks, sorry I missed last week! I've been busy, 'cause life is a nonstop cavalcade of tasks and chores and errands and such things!

Ya know, in most cases, if you have to specific that something is not a slur, you probably just shouldn't say it. That probably would've been the smart route to go here

I live for danger! Or, well, in games I do. Except when I want to or need to be careful. Then I'll avoid danger to the best of my ability

Yo folks! It's a new week and look, I'm actually making a post! That's 3 in a row, I think!

I wonder what the news ecosystem was like in Rapture. Like, how many journalists were there? How many papers? Be interesting to know

Sometimes we hate it when a frog respawns. Sometimes we hate it when it doesn't. You just can't win, if you're a frog, sometimes

Been a couple of busy weeks, but what's new, am I right? Anyway, new episodes!

I understand why it's called "Daddy Sense" but also good lord I hate that. Like, eugh, disgusting

Does a creature made of light have bones? Does it have skin, or blood, or meat? Or is it just light all the way down? Who can say? Not me, that's for sure

Boy howdy has it been a wild couple of weeks! But hey, the episodes keep coming!

I wish I had the ability to scream and like, break things. Though, admittedly, that does sound dangerously cathartic, so it's probably best that I don't

It's not always clear what stuff does and does not heal you in games. Most of the time, no, it does not heal you

Hello, gamers! It's the final day of my 3-day fundraising thing! Gonna be playing some Cult of the Lamb, then we'll see where the day takes us! Come check it out!

Time for Day 2 of the fundraising, this time hanging with some of my very good friends! Starting off with some Lethal Company and we'll see where we go from there!

Hey folks! Today is Day 1 of the (hopefully) 3-Day Fundraiser that I'm doing to hopefully help offset all the costs of us getting in a car accident the other week (don't worry, no one got hurt, thankfully)! Today I'm gonna be playing a bunch of different games with a bunch of cool streamers (most/all of whom I consider far outside my weight class so I'm honored they've decided to help)! Come check it out!

Yo folks! Gonna be doing some special streams this week, most notably on Tuesday and Wednesday! Starting around noon probably, but keep posted here for specifics! Get hyped!

Guns ought not to melt, if you're trying to use them. Like, I wouldn't mind if all (or at least most) guns were melted down into scrap, but that's also a whole other issue

Orbs look delicious in like, 90% of games. I always wanna eat orbs. More food needs to come in orb form

Hope y'all are having a good and Saturday on this most auspicious occasion! Let's look at this week's videos!

Look, not gonna lie, I'm starting to think this Lamb lady might not be so great. Something about her making me shoot myself in the head in the opening just, I dunno, kinda put a bad taste in my mouth, ya know?

I hate icky grubyubs. They're just the worst. Always being so icky, and grubyub-y. Eugh, just terrible

Hey! Missed a few weeks, but we got some exciting stuff! Name, we got 3 new games going on now! How exciting!

Bioshock 2 really started off with a bang, if you know what I mean! Sure, things are bad in Rapture, but that's kind of what the city is all about, right?

Not gonna lie, the opening to Ori and the Blind Forest is fucking rough. Game seems promising, but hot damn, hope you like hearing me cry for this one!

Hey! I meant to do this yesterday, but it's still the weekend so it still counts! Because I said so! So there!

Not gonna lie, I don't think I wanna go into the soup. I feel like that would feel really bad and just generally be greatly unpleasant. Also probably hard to wash off, at least depending on the type

I appreciate a good villain monologue, but also like, there comes a point when you just gotta stop 'em, ya know? Especially if the monologue is actually part of their plan and is just to distract you

Haha oopie dooples I kinda forgot to make posts or even update my playlists for the last like, 3 weeks. My bad!

Gotta love it when NPCs are like "We gotta hurry! There's not much time!" or whatever and then go so slowly. Like, dude, come'on. I am hurrying

So many statues are just like, a dude standing. Maybe if they're really special, they're sitting on a horse. We need more statues of folks in weird fuckin' poses, ya know?

Two weeks in a row let's do this, baby! Yeah!

This week we started a new game! Half-Life: Blue Shift! It's a spinoff of the original Half-Life that I'm pretty sure I'm the only person in the world who cares about! Check it out!

Ya know, actually, kind of foreshadowy and whatnot that it's called "Heroes Road" and not "Hero's Road." Kind of implies that there have been multiple heroes, ya know?

Hey folks! Lot been going on lately, which is why I've not been doing updates. But there have still been videos!

Oh wow, the finale of DARK! And boy howdy does it get stupid!

So I definitely remember what happens in this episode, but boy howdy do I not remember why I called it that! So, uh, I guess you should watch to find out!

Whoever keeps telling you that I'm forgetting to do these updates is lying. Tell them to stop reading my diary

Look, there are lots of ways to pronounce words, and language is fake and all that really matters is that it's understood. That being said, wow they sure said "stasis" wrong, huh?

I actually just beat Underhero the other day and boy howdy does the latter like, third or so go fucking WILD. Like holy shit