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I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

Hiding your identity via blanket and putting on sunglasses so you can participate in an interview despite calling in sick to work is hilarious work good on her

Thinking about my high school history teacher who belabored the point of historical discrimination against Irish-American immigrants to (attempt to) convince us that racism against white people is a very real problem

"woah this is such a unique take on the character i wonder why is the character like that" >look inside character >it's the author's subconscious attempt to love themself

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore