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Hiding your identity via blanket and putting on sunglasses so you can participate in an interview despite calling in sick to work is hilarious work good on her

Thinking about my high school history teacher who belabored the point of historical discrimination against Irish-American immigrants to (attempt to) convince us that racism against white people is a very real problem

"woah this is such a unique take on the character i wonder why is the character like that" >look inside character >it's the author's subconscious attempt to love themself

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

what in the world are "pity likes" you guys are inventing new ways to be insecure. every like i give is a like with my whole pussy

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

craziest thing in the world is how many restaurants have started not including fries or any side whatsoever with their burgers meanwhile the burgers cost the downpayment on a new car. you want $19 for a fucking sandwich and you aint gonna give me even a scoop of coleslaw on the side? you’ve truly lost your fucking mind. i’m filing a class action lawsuit atp

having a belly outline while wearing a dress is a very beautiful and sexy accessory. anyone who tries to tell you otherwise is getting put in the shredder

it’s actually not misogynistic to say astrology is bogus, and it is indeed way way more misogynistic to believe that things that can’t be proven rationally through science are More Female.