your friendly neighborhood ffa bun

What are your favourite parts of Bunn’s body?

How long have you and Bunn been together? How much have you grown with her?

We have no plans on making an OF or any other media account at this time! As you can tell we’re not the most active accounts and each have active and busy lives outside of tumblr 😊

Literally everything..but she has the most BEAUTIFUL eyes you’ve ever seen. Melts me with just a look 🥹

We’ve met just about 6 years ago now, saw each other in person for the first time 4 years ago, moved closer 2 years ago, and now living together for over a year now - surprise for anyone who has followed us!

Long answer: I like to keep some things private here as I am already sharing a LOT of myself in my posts. Voice & face are a lot more recognizable in day to day interactions compared to my belly on full display.

While I like to try new things, stuffing and overeating tends to be with foods I know are “safe” for me..or things that I know I can eat a lot of and still feel relatively okay afterwards!

Of course 😅 I’ll try not to forget anything…

Picnic tables

Certain cars - I don’t drive so I uber occasionally and haven’t always been to buckle myself in because of my belly. And sometimes my head hits the roof because I sit so high (thanks to my fat ass)

Booths - ok so not all but there are a few venues in my city that have booths which I avoid like the plague because I cannot fit in the seats comfortably.

Cinema seats - multiplex VIP seats are ok (for now) but the more traditional type of seat is a major struggle. I spill out onto the arm rests.

Any chair with arm rests - I’m wide and any chair with arm rests is a nightmare. Uncomfortable to get in and out of, my love handles spilling over the sides and when I try to stand up the chair comes with me.

Bus/train seating - I do not fit on just one seat. It’s not two entire seats yet. But no one tries to sit next to me because they’d have half a seat and some heavy breathing fatty spilling onto them. If it’s an older bus, my legs don’t fit comfortably behind the seats either. I guess the size of my ass pushes me forward.

Bar stools - I hate these with a passion. I have short, fat legs and a big ass. I can never get on these in a dignified manner. And when I finally do they’re so uncomfortable.

The bathroom at my work - it’s a small cubicle with a sink. I have to go in sideways and even then I feel like a caver squeezing between tunnels.

Regular clothes sizing/brick and mortar stores - the smallest I’ve ever been as an adult is 259lbs and even then I wore XXL and could just barely fit in the biggest clothes shops have to offer. I like “vintage” clothes and rarely did I find anything that fit. But now I don’t even entertain the notion. I wear a 50” waist and 5XL shirts, I stick to online shopping now.

Standard blood pressure cuffs - they have to get the big ones whenever I’m at the doctor, or measure it on my forearm

Ladders - most of them have a weight limit that I exceed by around 50/100lbs. It’s the same with almost every chair too but ladders are scarier

Some showers - I lived in student accommodation while at uni and the bathroom in one of them had a shower door that only opened so wide. For a year I was going in sideways, sucking in my belly as hard as I could, and still scraping against the door.

Standard 60” tape measures - my belly, even standing, is over 60”s now.

Supermarkets - ok this isn’t a physical thing I’m too big for. But I stopped going to supermarkets, instead getting my groceries delivered. I don’t drive so I used to have to walk there and back, with lots of walking in the middle. It was a painful, tiring experience that I hated. The joy of finding new delicious things wasn’t worth the exercise frankly.

Belts - very uncomfortable if you have a big belly. I stopped wearing them over a year ago in favour of suspenders/braces.

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