regarding Murderbotās beef with Jollybaby. my humble opinion:
What Murderbot believes is happening: Itās got a legitimate reason to think JB is so fucking annoying. Does it know JB has become its bitch eating crackers? Yes. But that bitch is eating crackers and it does make MB crazy.
What Jollybaby believes is happening: Murderbot replaced its governor module with a stick up its ass. What could JB possibly do other than tease it? Itās HELPING. Someday MB will get it and chill tf out.
What is happening: The station bots and the bot pilots have broken into factions. The station bots all think MB is a bit of an asshole, thanks for saving the president or whatever but youāre not better than us bc you have guns in your arms.
The bot pilots meanwhile canāt help but be fond of MB. Itās not an asshole to them. It sends them new media and always says please. Ok so itās sort of a dick, you would be too if youād been manufactured in the CR.
This all manifests in heated debates about JBs behavior and MBs behavior where the station bots all find JB hilarious but the bot pilots donāt like MB being teased when it doesnāt even know.
But the ONE TIME a CR ship came through and its botpilot had something to say about the SecUnit every single bot within range fell in line. As far as Jollybaby is concerned thatās MY Dickbag SecUnit I am making my crazy on purpose. As far as YOURE concerned itās a perfect construct who has never done anything bad in its life.
Anyway JollyMurder for real