Deploy the bits

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

i cant believe that there's still gamergate STANK on games that women enjoy. NASTY misogyny residue. stardew valley is in fact a video game. animal crossing is also a video game. so are otome games and dating sims and twee little cozy games. sometimes a bitch doesnt wanna play bloodborne that shit's hard

guys who mainly play 2k and fortnite will still be like oh youre not a real gamer for having 1000 hours in stardew. mother fucker you're larping as a basketball player

“God’s favorite little darling” as your bio when you’re 30…. It should be “if the lord lets me see another day”

@wolfi-amadeus-mozart

... my pleasure. Wolfgang.

everyday on here it’s like okay well sure

we could wear respirators. since you want to be such a little bitch about it

in addition to likes there should be a "noble&true" option to react with when the post is agreeable & wise

transgender super mario land 2 reboot where mario is FtM and wario is ℲtW

Breaking Things

Ant #189,709,928,171 of Anthill #599,198,417 has just been promoted to Lance Corporal

hi. i’m the guy who all that blood belongs to. yeah in all the pictures of anime girls and cool ocs holding knives. it’s mine. i don’t donate it or anything. they just kill me again and again. because someone’s gotta but that’s not the part people really wanna see. it’s okay though. it’s a living