Deploy the bits

i wish casual genetic modification was a thing so i could have a long elegant tail and cute little horns and sharp fangs full of nightmarish flesh-disolving venom

and large breasts, of course

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

in the Egyptian wing of the museum and my boyfriend is like "what are all the time periods of ancient Egypt" and I'm like predynastic, early dynastic, old kingdom which is when the pyramids were built, first intermediate, middle kingdom, second intermediate, new kingdom which includes amarna period and yugioh, third intermediate, and then all the late period stuff and macedonian and roman eras. and he's like run that by me one more time

the way the tape borders reality here is really interesting. what looks by all other accounts to be a stock photo is turned to surrealist art

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

even non gamers have been shocked to death by this beautiful eel

The thing about the r slur is that people who are using it again are indeed using it as a slur. This isn't a word that is being reclaimed. This is a word that is once again being used 100% as a slur. You're being a bigot if you're using it against others. Straight up. There isn't another argument to be made. Knock it tf off.

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out