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official daine visual archive
One Nice Bug Per Day
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Not today Justin
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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@pishposhbagosh
the cat was sleeping cutely so i took a picture and went to show it to my mom and she burst out laughing and pulled out her phone and showed me a near identical one she'd taken a few minutes before
self-proclaimed free thinkers when the cat is doing a snooze:
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Soup incident
this is genuinely my fav video ever its so sweet and serene. ive been thinking about it for literal years
i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people
if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me
Keith Haring for Sesame Street
5 Dancing Men (1993)
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you meet a mysterious cat girl at the pier before the fireworks show.
um yeah his name was Wheatley
“Remember, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels 😇”
Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust
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pregnant mrbeast was spotted heading eastwest towards the big tower, all patrols on high alert
I find it interesting how people reblog but aren't liking the pregnant mrbeast posts. Like "god I hate it but I must warn everyone. warn about pregnant mrbeast. whom I hate" adds to the lore yknow
Okay party, I've called this meeting because I want to make sure there's a contingency plan for if the Evil Sorceress tempts me and I betray you. I'm just noticing that we have a witch, magus, and cleric in this party while I am spec'd heavily into anti-magic, on account of the Evil Sorceress situation, so I really don't like our odds if I'm the one that gets seduced. Just something to take into account before we enter this fortress with a purple-pink color motif and abundant rose bushes. I'm not saying it WILL happen, I just know myself well enough to admit that my Sacred Oath as a crusader won't hold up for a second if I'm offered so much as a crumb of villainess pussy.
child: why do they sell board games in bookstores
loving parent: because there's a manual in every board game
child: oh
child: why don't they sell cars in bookstores
loving parent: because when you're buying a board game, what you're really buying is the rules, and those are in the manual. a car manual with no car can't drive you, but if you have the manual to a board game you could play it without the pieces. there are people who can play a game of chess just by saying where they're moving the pieces and imagining the board, but it's very hard so they give you a board and pieces to help you.
loving parent: That's why you never see Mousetrap in bookstores. Because you can't play it with just the manual.
child: whats Mousetrap
moral: kids these days don't know about Mousetrap
A cum bomb detonated in my fuck canal ✍🏻
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I'm a pacifist like institutionally but I'm absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don't believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust
[swills my gender around in a wine glass] a fine vintage. do i detect a hint of goth
waiter: please let me go home you have imprisoned me within this joke format and i wish to see my family again
[takes a sip] hm... powerful butch flavours with grunge undertones....
waiter: oh god. do my family even exist. did you make them up for this joke. did you make me up. what happens now
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