Deploy the bits

I got a letter... The name on the envelope said "Pjackk."

*on my knees, blindly feeling around the ground while squinting* my jerma camel cigarettes penis shirt jpg, i can't see without my jerma camel cigarettes penis shirt jpg

*on my knees, blindly feeling around the ground while squinting* my jerma camel cigarettes penis shirt jpg, i can't see without my jerma camel cigarettes penis shirt jpg

having someone do "I think coolsville sucks" to you always feels so surreal. always feels like trolling. probably is

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

having someone do "I think coolsville sucks" to you always feels so surreal. always feels like trolling. probably is

The avatar franchise is about the lengths white men will go to be allowed to have dreads

u could resurface a hockey rink w that ass cause it's so zamn boney

remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight

The finale so successfully erased the show from public consciousness, that when people tried to come up with a name for the "extremely popular show with finale so bad that people just immediately stop talking about it" phenomenon, people called it... the Game of Thrones Effect. HIMYM got memoryholed so hard that people forgot it even existed