Deploy the bits

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

I wanna buy him a beer

me putting the little tag back on the bread bag

Im home and it’s time for drunk kill team. Gonna dakka-dakka-dakka between shots of fireball. I’ll update this post if you care.

[ID: excerpt from an article reading: One of my favorite stories, which should drive anyone who has every played in a band crazy-- there’s this bassoon player who has sat next to the same clarinet player since 1988. She’s convinced he plays half a note4 flat on every note he’s every played. He denies this. /]

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I wish humans had monkey tails (most likely tail we'd have ngl) because it would be so cute. There's an alternate world out there where people are dying their tails and buzzing patterns into them and getting tail accessories and tail piercings. God could you imagine