Deploy the bits

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

was confused when i saw gaybian referred to as a contradictory label until i remembered that people don't think you can actually be more than one gender at the same time in real life

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

my aura farm was ransacked by the kings men because we couldnt pay their exorbitant tithes. the winter famine is going to no diff my entire family