COWCHOP AND DANK MEMES

‪if you knew me between the years 2012-2016, let me reintroduce myself‬

*has never been in a fight in my life* listen. i will beat ur ass

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

#i love in the last two gifs #how the women who gal touches #immediately look as if they’ve been blessed by god

God I’m so fucking gay for her

reblog if you, too, would like to get engagement photos wth gal gadot

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand 

Aleks rollerblading into Brett’s office with sunglasses and a piña colada: Dad, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

not to be dramatic but i need to get fucked